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Conway's Law isn't a promise, it's a threat! If you whine about a math problem in base-10, I'll make you do it in base-16 too.

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Erika's drawing from 2013 showing her sitting on a giant Magic Wand vibrator from the first full Oh Joy Sex Toy comic, https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/hitachi
It was inked by hand with a brush and is flat colored with pink hues in photoshop. It's cartoony but lines are a big wonky, in the hand drawn way.

Erika's drawing from 2013 showing her sitting on a giant Magic Wand vibrator from the first full Oh Joy Sex Toy comic, https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/hitachi It was inked by hand with a brush and is flat colored with pink hues in photoshop. It's cartoony but lines are a big wonky, in the hand drawn way.

Erika's first panel from https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/a-magic-wand-weekend-erika-moen showing a very cartoony version of herself, streamlined and simplified. It's entirely digitally drawn and the lines are very smooth. The coloring is paper-textured pinks.

Erika's first panel from https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/a-magic-wand-weekend-erika-moen showing a very cartoony version of herself, streamlined and simplified. It's entirely digitally drawn and the lines are very smooth. The coloring is paper-textured pinks.

My first OJST comic was a review of the Magic Wand (a decade before sponsorship!), drawn with traditional media in 2013 (www.ohjoysextoy.com/hitachi) and here I am 12 years later, still on my same bullshit, but now it's all digitally drawn (www.ohjoysextoy.com/a-magic-wand...)

04.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Read the full transcript of Norah O'Donnell's interview with President Trump here. Read the full transcript of Norah O'Donnell's interview with President Trump here.

www.cbsnews.com/news/read-fu...

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From the comics community on Reddit: Thanks for all the fish 🐟🐟 Explore this post and more from the comics community

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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTONβ€”Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

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Colorado lost TGI Fridays and most of our Red Lobster. Thank goodness for Black-Eyed Pea and Cheddars.

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Restaurant wars on the other app

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Trump’s speech yesterday to American troops β€” seeking to justify the use of lethal force against anyone suspected of acting illegally, domestic or foreign β€” is his clearest statement yet about what’s really motivating him. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trump-just-announced-his-police-state

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In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape

Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:

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arnold schwarzenegger is holding a baby in a hospital bed with starz written on the bottom ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is holding a baby in a hospital bed with starz written on the bottom

What the fuck is he doing? Trump is going to "deliver"? What does that even mean?

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BELE: It is obvious to the most simple minded that Lokai is of an inferior breed.

SPOCK: The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself.

BELE: Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me!

KIRK: You’re black on one side and white on the other.

BELE: I am black on the right side.

KIRK: I fail to see the significant difference.

BELE: It is obvious to the most simple minded that Lokai is of an inferior breed. SPOCK: The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself. BELE: Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me! KIRK: You’re black on one side and white on the other. BELE: I am black on the right side. KIRK: I fail to see the significant difference.

I remember one of the final dialogues from this episode

24.02.2024 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Schiff voted to confirm one of Trump’s judges roughly an hour before his account posted this.

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a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants . ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants .

prog rock fan or instrumental jazz fan? In my experience that Venn diagram is basically one circle.

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Delicately questioning the person who "only listens to video game music" to figure out whether they're a prog rock fan who doesn't know it or an instrumental jazz fan who doesn't know it.

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OC ReMix #2699: Final Fantasy VI 'The Impresario' [Medley] by Jake Kaufman & Tommy Pedrini
YouTube video by OverClocked ReMix: Video Game Music Community OC ReMix #2699: Final Fantasy VI 'The Impresario' [Medley] by Jake Kaufman & Tommy Pedrini

For no reason, sharing one of my favorite tracks from @ocremix.org

Imagine Bohemian Rhapsody but about the opera from FF6. That's this and it's awesome.
youtu.be/7xFhULStbkQ?...

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A black handwritten-style quote on a white background reads: "Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich." The text is in bold, artistic script with varying stroke widths for emphasis, centered in a vertical composition.

A black handwritten-style quote on a white background reads: "Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich." The text is in bold, artistic script with varying stroke widths for emphasis, centered in a vertical composition.

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So he's COMPLETELY RUINED EVERYTHING.

... and turns his mea culpa into a pick me up anthem about how, now that he's fucked up everyone's life, he can go be the best Pumpkin King ever again, oops, soz.

Just.

No notes. He's learned nothing.

This is so completely REAL it's scary.

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22.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The last time the White House was burned down America was invaded by the British. The invaders dined in the ballroom and then set fire to the structure.

Invaders are building a White House ballroom to dine in. This time it will be Americans who carry the torches to burn it down.

22.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Weak and unpopular president' #cdnpoli

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a functional press would, every single day, repeatedly, across numerous paragraphs in every story about him, make it clear that this is indisputably the most corrupt President in U.S. history

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Allure for centuries!

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Alan Hamel Creates AI Clone of Late Wife Suzanne Somers 2 Years After Her Death: 'You Can't Tell the Difference' (Exclusive) Alan Hamel and Suzanne Somers enjoyed 55 years together before the actress' death at 76 in 2023. Hamel, 89, tells PEOPLE working hard on several projects that will keep Somers' legacy alive, including...

This sounds like a Black Mirror episode I have already seen: people.com/alan-hamel-s...

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The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

i actually don’t think the β€œaverage” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

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whomst amongst us

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Of course the perennial joke is, since AWS Health Dashboard is built on AWS, it is the absolute last resource to know whether an AWS outage is occurring.

20.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AWS US-EAST-1 is down. A major AWS outage has taken down several popular services worldwide, including Signal, Fortnite, Alexa, Snapchat and many more. The specific cause of the service outage is currently unclear, according to AWS and they are working on fix.

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With the AWS outage, nowβ€˜s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

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