mkafie 🍅 (she/her)

mkafie 🍅 (she/her)

@mkafie.bsky.social

Nurse Practitioner. Amateur chef. Coffee addict. Musician. Bi. WoL. Animal lover. Rhythm Heaven savant. Femhroth.

93 Followers 133 Following 131 Posts Joined Oct 2023
9 months ago
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
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1 week ago

Cis? Pissed? Here's something you can do today.

(Hello my trans friends, obviously you can also do this but you can also like, play video games or eat ice cream or pet a dog)

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2 weeks ago
A SAKELETEN ANGEL PLAYS THE HARP AND THERE ASKIN YA "FEEL BAD ? ME TOO LOL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL" AND WELL I MEAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES, IN THE SHORT TERM, I THINK IM GONGA GET BACK TO SMOKING A LITTLE MORE WEED THEN USUAL, GO ON SOUL SEEK AND DOWNLOAD SOME REGGAE AND DUB, THEN COMPETE IN "DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" WHICH IS WHEN U TRY TO DO NORMEL STUFF WHILE YOUR REALLY HIGH AND HAVE TUNNEL VISION, LIKE, MAKE 1 HOT DOG, YOU MIGHT THINK THATS EASY BUT WHEN YOUR BLAZED ITS NOT, U START GETTING IDEAS OF THE HOT DOG BEING COOKED IN A NEW WAY SO U TURN UP THE OVEN AND DO A FANCY CUT ON THE DOG, AND DANGEL IT OFF THE OVEN RACK AS A SPIRAL, THEN YOU WORRY THAT YOUR GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT , SO YOU OPEN THE OVEN OVER AND OVER AND AFTER 100 HOUR'S YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY WEIRD HOTDOG. "BRONZE MEDAL IN DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" ALSO WHAT I WAS CALLED IN SCHOOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

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10 months ago
A digital illustration in a graphite style of my fluffy gray cat, Bear, with a sort of blank expression on his face. Behind the graphite drawing is a varied gradient of colors in his fur, grays, blues, purples, yellows, pink in the ears and yellow eyes. Across his impressive fluffy mane are hand lettered words in a block serif style reading 'Maybe It will happen today'
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2 months ago

ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims.

Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!

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2 months ago

Holy crap Lois, this is worse than that time I bombed Caracas and kidnapped the President of Venezuela

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2 months ago
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

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5 months ago
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5 months ago

YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)

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5 months ago
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5 months ago

Yikes. What a bad look. I think it's time to reassess your values.

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5 months ago

I’m not in the habit of putting people on blast on social media, but I really and truly did not expect to see this kind of PR behavior from this convention. Whoever made the decision to delete should step down.

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5 months ago

Also very telling about the status of MAG is how so many people in my DMs are basically like "I'm afraid if I say this publicly I won't ever get booked" which is just beyond fucked. If MAG would pass on someone due to totally valid criticism then MAG needs better people.

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5 months ago

I guess technically the policy doesn't say anything about year to year to year booking...? 💀

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5 months ago

Hi I'm sorry but did this account seriously just delete the original post and repost it with the same typo on the band name for the sake of shaking off all the quote tweets calling out the ugly double standard they have for one band?

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5 months ago

Indeed they did!

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5 months ago
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5 months ago

(No shade to the band whatsoever) MAGFest, we love you, but it hurts aspiring performers when you don’t abide by your own policies about year-to-year bookings. Third year in a row of the same band. These kinds of decisions do not go unnoticed by the community of artists who support you.

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2 years ago
Album cover for “NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL [INSTEAD OF MUSIC] LITTLE SONGS I SING TO MY DOG! 87”
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6 months ago

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

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6 months ago

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

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6 months ago

Can I buy some? Serious inquiry.

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6 months ago
blue background with Velocity in the corner with heart eyes 

text reads: 
Games Done Queer

Coming to Twitch
Oct. 31st - Nov. 2nd

We're beyond excited to announce our newest charity speedrunning event, GDQueer!!! 🏳️‍🌈

GDQueer will take place Oct. 31st - Nov. 2nd and run submissions will be open from Aug. 28th - Sept. 14th!

Stay tuned for our charity reveal coming soon 🤫

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6 months ago

Aaaaand it's autumn.

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7 months ago
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When you strip away humanity

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7 months ago

AHAHAHHAHAHA OBSESSED

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7 months ago

IYKYK!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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7 months ago

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

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8 months ago
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 "Lumière" for Brass Quintet and Voice YouTube video by The Game Brass

The première of Lumière is now!

Please enjoy our version of this gorgeous track from @sandfallgames.bsky.social's Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, arranged for brass quintet featuring @lauraintravia.bsky.social and @johnrobertmatz.bsky.social on vocals!

#Expedition33 #ClairObscur
youtu.be/UTcQwCpPxFw

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8 months ago
A picture of a bottle of Activated Carbonara pills. Below that states in red text the purpose of the pills; used to safely adsorb eggs, guanciale, and parmiagiano reggiano
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