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Husband. Dad. Scientist. Scottish ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Former Venter ๐Ÿ’™

200 Followers  |  270 Following  |  820 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.9156

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It's been nearly 3 weeks and I'm still getting fresh, new, hand foot and mouth blisters appearing on my hands and feet . . . WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING VIRUS VACATE MY BODY?!?!?! ๐Ÿคฌ

25.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear of your situation. Here if you need to chat about it or vent! ๐Ÿ™‚

25.11.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS, mine were crabs, butter and pizza. ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.11.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you lock your locker key in the locker before the start of your shift.

25.11.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might try and teach myself how to play piano. The difficulty is finding the time to do it. You could restart it though, right? ๐Ÿ˜Š

23.11.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people are fucking twats

23.11.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd love to be able to play the piano, but I can't read music, and I'm as tone deaf as a teaspoon.

*sigh*

23.11.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Only Fools and Horses" has got to be the biggest heap of shit on tv.

23.11.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out they've blocked over 5,500 accounts ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.11.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol I got blocked by what appears to be a nature account on here. No idea what I posted that offended them.

@thenorfolkcoast is the account that blocked me ๐Ÿคฃ

22.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm getting an extra night at home because the weather is too bad for the helicopters to fly! ๐Ÿฅณ

19.11.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once he's swapped his name for someone else's. Or simply removed all the parts that mention him. We're not stupid, Trumpet.

17.11.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever wondered how many chefs were murdered/killed in medieval times because the kings royal food taster had an allergy ๐Ÿค”

#SundayThoughts

16.11.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've a fever. Send help please ๐Ÿค’

07.11.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone had, or their kids have had, hand foot and mouth??

My daughter appears to have come down with it ๐Ÿ˜”

05.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! ๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป

31.10.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!! ๐Ÿ˜

28.10.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, you're too kind! โ˜บ๏ธ

28.10.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! I'm nervous but excited haha

28.10.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! โ˜บ๏ธ

28.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got an interview lined up for Friday . . . ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

28.10.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
moods

they haven't released the app yet - it's purely a webpage atm. The app will arrive soon! ๐Ÿ™‚

beta.moods.to

27.10.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else started using the new Vent replacement called Moods?? ๐Ÿ™‚

It's pretty good but still in the early stages of development. One of the guys who created it also worked for Vent for 8 years!!

27.10.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! ๐Ÿ˜

27.10.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sewage pipe has burst. It fucking stinks. Pray for me.

24.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bloody hell, Hayley Williams had a good time shitposting on Instagram last night ๐Ÿ˜‚

24.10.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12 hours of work to go . . . until the next shift starts tomorrow ๐Ÿ™ƒ

23.10.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Skittles - Taste the rainbow.

22.10.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think there's anything wrong with a little curiosity, but damn, there's definitely a line where it becomes creepy or annoying ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.10.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you ever just blurt out "oh fuck off" when you get a notification saying that someone has messaged you? ๐Ÿ˜…

Disclaimer: this isn't based on anyone on here messaging me! ๐Ÿ˜… Y'all are sound.

21.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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