spaceman 2.0

Between that and the dream I had years ago where I also fucked Pennywise, I think my subconscious is really trying to tell me things about myself.

Last night I had a dream where a Scary Entity was standing at my beside, it looked like…a giant demon/gargoyle hybrid, kind of. Sharp features, gray skin, giant ram horns. It was truly terrifying and nightmarish until I grabbed it by its horns and realized we were about to fuck. So… yeah!

New tunnels come tomorrow!! It’ll (hopefully) be my first time dead stretching because I stretched my ears in my early 20s (delete it old) with acrylic tapers from Spencer’s like any other self-disrespecting, Warped Tour lurking, mainstream emo wanna-be.

Watching the Fast franchise for the first time ever with Shaun and I cannot get over how horny these men are for each other all the time. Constantly grabbing on each other’s heads, looking into each other’s eyes as they talk shit, getting in each other’s faces. I should’ve been a car guy I guess

Last night I had a dream where not only was I inexplicably misgendered in a Dutch Bros drive thru, but that the plural of “boot” was “beet”.

howdy