Sophie

When grandad left the army he started doing courses for occupational health and safety. I also think he had some kind of job in London but I'm not sure what it was, i only know it required a bowler had

How do you get a century off 33 balls

Also my gran needs a special mention:
Translator/secretary in Hamburg after the war
Metropolitan police
Military police

Great grandpas:
Don't know (grandma got disowned when she got married)
Ran a rest home (?)
Owned a music store in Wellington
Owned a tobacconists in Hythe

Carpenter and Major (paras, military police)

I am so sad for this team. I'm sure a lot of people are angry at them but when you're in a hole it's hard to find a way out.

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Be funny if he was though right?

That's really cool. Pleased for you, man.

Ohhhhhh my god

Recall Ange once had them sit in a circle and talk abojt their struggles. They need to do something similar right now. Everyone talk about their fears and then go around the circle and talk about their best footballing moment.

I need the burnout to be over and it isn't over and I am rapidly running out of time to be burnt out in and I don't know what to do

Before zoomers' time i imagine

Shane Jones trying to throw shade about profiting from oil excuse me????? EXCUSE ME SHANE JONES?????

Stick them in the veggie drawer to hide them from yourself

This is the danger surely

I didn't see it!

Why is my GP ALWAYS on leave when I need her 😩

No he's totally right. And politicians know this. The more screen time you get, the more you're in people's faces and the more likely they are to recognise your name and vote for you.

Sometimes I feel like something needs to be done or resolved before I can do literally anything else and when that thing requires waiting on an email or similar it's tough to not waste a whole lot of time

I did learn that intelligence guys are told to make connections with the local population by choosing and supporting a sports club.

I think he was retired but to be honest who knows when they're in intelligence.

Well that doesn't signify. Maybe you don't enjoy the idea of eating worms. Maybe you had your fill of eating worms when you were six.

I guess the best approach would be to ask him what *he* thinks is the best tequila.

Have you ever eaten a tequila worm?

I'll make a special note of that one

I assume this is part of my dad's secret "talk his way onto a French military base for lunch" power but without the extroversion.

Legit I had a guy start DMing me about this intelligence training thing he did in whatever branch of the military he was in halfway down a bottle of tequila and I had to block him

I am 100% certain I could get them to admit nuclear codes to me if they were a bit drunk and thought they were going to get laid

IN MINECRAFT

Really? For standing around? What a waste of elite units

Do they get drunk though? I'm not going to hurt them just incapacitate them

For some reason drunk people see me as someone to tell their darkest secrets to. If I had known this 20 years ago I might have been a spy but i didnt realise it then or have the confidence at the time.