Sophie gloomcookie - Bluesky Statics

Richy does his pigeon dance

10.03.2026 08:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So cinematic!

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That's super cute, love the kitchen

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What's your sign?

10.03.2026 07:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

Thumb war is boring!

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We did "1 2 3 4, I declare a peaknuckle war, 4 3 2 1, peaknuckle war has just begun".

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Bath. It always feels more luxurious in a hotel.

Gym, it makes everyone else in the hotel think you're better than them.

The extra you pay for an executive room you can easily recoup by drinking free cocktails at the executive lounge

10.03.2026 06:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TIME-WASTING BASTARDS

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a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk . ALT: a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .

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No, you don't get it

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Then youre not understanding what I'm talking about

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The idea of a retreat, to me, is that primarily you don't need to think about anything and the people running the place do so with the expectation that you're there to feel better. So, some kind of exercise programme, some beautiful external spaces, some relaxation stuff.

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It's meant to be about calm and restoration. Most of them just place you in the vicinity of some manner of pool and give you access to facials and massages.

"Holistic" just means the whole person not just one part. It's marketing.

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Ooooo Oscar nominee-approved

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Those are different items on the vision board. Obviously with infinite money you would do all those things but I am asking specifically about retreats because i know very little about them

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Do you have one in mind? I'm trying to vision board lol

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Absolutely. It would be amazing.

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Oh my godddd i DREAM of the Orient Express

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It's gotta be this one for me

09.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Sadly I'm not sure infinite money can get us there. Yet.

09.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you had infinite money and you could go to a luxury retreat or resort where would you go?

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Spiderverse ERASURE

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Very rarely he is right on the money in a worst guy you know way. This seems out of character for him but hell I'll take it

09.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly she's a few years too late for the That Girl morning routine. 😂

09.03.2026 06:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. No, I don't.

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Cocaine?

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The worst strikes of this war are the ones on your wallet! I talk more about this over at my Substack: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/western-wo...

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Regular microdosing

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UoA was trialling shrooms a year or two back

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