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@yoman5.bsky.social

MTG/TFT streamer/writer/commentator. Top 8 GP Milwaukee. yoman5.business@gmail.com (he/him)

2,316 Followers  |  237 Following  |  3,395 Posts  |  Joined: 28.09.2023
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A buncha internet funny people don't owe you takes on every bad world event.

We should make sure our people know we stand on fucking business - I DO think you're a coward trying to remaining neutral when there's children being bombed - but no amount of posting is gonna magically make things BETTER.

01.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah what a weekend

02.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is mostly a joke bc once I got started I couldn't stop myself.

But ALSO it's not NOT how I feel about a buncha things (in MtG and elsewhere) and this seems like a perfectly good place to launch my pretentious tirade.

01.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

hot take: if you're an American, this is not a nuanced issue. you do not need to "listen to Iranian voices" here. you need to tell your leaders to stop bombing a country and killing people. that's literally it.

01.03.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

Hell fuckin yeah

01.03.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't understand why people are giving Marathon the time of day. "it's surprisingly fun and compelling" yeah and it's gonna stay that way exactly long enough for you to develop a sunk cost and in 2 years you'll be like "sure the microtransactions suck but the item descriptions are SO well written"

01.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

01.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8728    πŸ” 2884    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 233
28.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8758    πŸ” 2734    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 11

The British state's full throated support of the WAR CRIMES the US & Israel are committing against the people of Iran is expected & revolting.

Lap dog nation, sucking at the heels of fascist projects, as we have done in Gaza, as we did in Iraq. This is a government of nonce defenders & killers.

28.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Glgl

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

28.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5020    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 25

Jesus

28.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 23362    πŸ” 7035    πŸ’¬ 706    πŸ“Œ 397
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on οΌ‘οΌ© doomerism

24.11.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4602    πŸ” 2029    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 72

powerful academics getting to retire after being linked to a child sex trafficer is not "accountability" or "facing consequences" or "a reckoning" or "justice" it's just them retiring. These institutions continue to beclown themselves. Divest.

27.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1297    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Jack Dorsey renamed the company to Block because he thought blockchains would be the future, in case you were wondering what his track record of predicting long-term tech trends is

27.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2584    πŸ” 578    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 17

Enjoy! Wife and I saw this when it was in town and it was a good time :)

28.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brie, a nice white cheddar, Gouda, and an herbed asiago

27.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charcuterie night

#yomanfood

27.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 496    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 23
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stared at browt so much i had a vision

27.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11101    πŸ” 3834    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 45

right? like no bitch I'm here because I want to keep using my car that's why I want you to help me maintain it

27.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I hate the current state of things. Just change my oil and rotate my tires why the fuck are you emailing me about "service plans" and "financing" when you haven't even taken my car away yet

Everything is so cooked and we should regulate way more but there are no spines in congress

27.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But then you don't get to haze VA

27.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need allies to stop looking at the ongoing horrors that trans people are facing and responding with "wow imagine what will happen when this comes for [others]"

yeah that'll suck, can we talk about it happening to us RIGHT NOW? we're more than the canary in the coal mine. we deserve to live too.

27.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 900    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

transphobia is a gateway to so many abhorrent beliefs

if you aren't racist or antisemitic or classists or any other number of fucked up things, if you start becoming transphobic you'll become all of them

i've never met someone who is Just Transphobic

26.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1081    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10
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One of our most popular tees of the year is back and here to stay, available now in the Yeteemart; TRANS RIGHTS!!! This tee features an energetic design by @kduffles.bsky.social with $6 from each tee sold donated to Transgender Law Center theyetee.com/transrights

17.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1482    πŸ” 864    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 39

"it's always been this way wah wah" not to this degree

And before COVID with healthier local weekly play stores had stock. THEY OWNED CARDS. They even bought them! And if you were good you could even earn up store credit to buy em with

Idk I know we can never go back but I mourn that way of magic

27.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's fucking depressing that I can't play the best deck on analysis alone because it's not financially viable in a ton of cases to do so

I have the privilege of being Someone (kinda) and I am privileged to have a good network of friends I can borrow from, but even then

27.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm saying this as someone who loves standard and particularly enjoys the rotational nature of it:

The pace of new card release and the scale of collector hype has made it so financially untenable to play the game the way I used to

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