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MTG/TFT streamer/writer/commentator. Top 8 GP Milwaukee. yoman5.business@gmail.com (he/him)

2,315 Followers  |  237 Following  |  3,404 Posts  |  Joined: 28.09.2023
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boros dragons is also fake, checks out :P

03.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gays never forget. Fuck you.

03.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that deck is fake but we'll see

03.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhat, yes

03.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Random philosophical question:

If a game is solvable and you always see the line, are you still playing a game?

03.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about how one of the big issues with TMNT is the IP is a household name because it has been commercialized, so making a TMNT set blurs lines of making a set about a story vs making a set about a sticker you had on your skateboard when you were 8.

03.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been β€œinundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

03.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11799    πŸ” 5963    πŸ’¬ 1173    πŸ“Œ 3970

Remember, the war with Iran is necessary because it’s unacceptable to have aggressive governments run by theocratic lunatics launching unprovoked attacks on the rest of the world

03.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 997    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

Rock climbing update:

Short, late session because I'll be at Richmond on Friday instead, but still pretty intense

Got further on some v5 projects and put in a lot of climbs in not a lot of time

Closed the place out but very glad I was able to get a session in before traveling

03.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk about conquest, but experimental confectioner isn't in the main set that's why the set number is so high

03.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is too tongue in cheek for this post and this is not the spot for this humor lmk and I'll just delete it

02.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don't you play magic?

02.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no fucking clue what I'm registering for Richmond

02.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?

02.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3659    πŸ” 820    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 5

Prereleases costing $50 is a bigger problem than ANY Universes Beyond set. Magic needs to be financially accessible, but especially prerelease.

02.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 5
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13193    πŸ” 4214    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 162
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Simic Rhythm Sideboarding Guide (With TMNT) | GerryT Podcast With Dave Shiels Get more from GerryT Podcast With Dave Shiels on Patreon

Posted Simic Rhythm sideboarding guide last week then lost playing for an invite with it at an RCQ.

www.patreon.com/posts/simic-...

02.03.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

02.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6282    πŸ” 1481    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 75

This idea that the NYT is an unbiased neutral observer because they sometimes publish accurate information is one of the most demented and reality-eschewing tenets of the religion of journalism to take hold among the chattering classes. Truly bizarre to see, an ignorance of journalism history.

02.03.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A buncha internet funny people don't owe you takes on every bad world event.

We should make sure our people know we stand on fucking business - I DO think you're a coward trying to remaining neutral when there's children being bombed - but no amount of posting is gonna magically make things BETTER.

01.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah what a weekend

02.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is mostly a joke bc once I got started I couldn't stop myself.

But ALSO it's not NOT how I feel about a buncha things (in MtG and elsewhere) and this seems like a perfectly good place to launch my pretentious tirade.

01.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

hot take: if you're an American, this is not a nuanced issue. you do not need to "listen to Iranian voices" here. you need to tell your leaders to stop bombing a country and killing people. that's literally it.

01.03.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 805    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

Hell fuckin yeah

01.03.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't understand why people are giving Marathon the time of day. "it's surprisingly fun and compelling" yeah and it's gonna stay that way exactly long enough for you to develop a sunk cost and in 2 years you'll be like "sure the microtransactions suck but the item descriptions are SO well written"

01.03.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

01.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8816    πŸ” 2916    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 236
28.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8985    πŸ” 2815    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 11

The British state's full throated support of the WAR CRIMES the US & Israel are committing against the people of Iran is expected & revolting.

Lap dog nation, sucking at the heels of fascist projects, as we have done in Gaza, as we did in Iraq. This is a government of nonce defenders & killers.

28.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Glgl

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

28.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5040    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 25