yoman5

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Hell yeah glad you're doing better

Mama J's bread pudding is heavenly

56th, love a top 64 and a good run

Very happy with the result and mostly happy with my play on the weekend

Wish I had the time to do these more often current day job sucks on that front

R15 vs monoR 🏆🏆

Was kinda terrified of the 8 shock deck but their build had no prowess creatures so once I got a fat body in play it was actually not as scary

10-5 now we wait for breakers

Someone who looks a lot like Spice, in all black standing arms outstretched holding a book (a bible) whilst police horses charge it. There's a crowd behind. They didn't run it down & the line was held.

Outnumbered the fascists.

Police failed to break our line.

They got bundled into taxis & fucked off home.

Got a pic that goes crazy hard out of the whole equation.

Lovely Saturday, over all.

Why does your marketing like this? Nobody not in a c suite says shit like "I would like to see your product guide"

Like I get it it's a commodity and I'm the consumer but this shit is so bleak

R14 vs mirror ☠️🏆☠️

G1 I was a fetch away from winning but thems the breaks

G2 was just a harmonizer ascension game

G3 I had double meltstriders resolve but opp was able to go hydra fetch resolve and I couldn't get the kill before they untapped with icetill

R13 vs prowess 🏆🏆

I love scrapshooter and Esper origins is the best card in the matchup

2 more

R12 vs landfall mirror 🏆☠️🏆

So much math

So much math

8-4

JK there's a second floor vending machine, dew acquired

Vending machine is sold out and the nearby corner stores are all closed I just wanted a mtn dew

R11 vs UB Control 🏆🏆

G1 We love surrak

G2 opp had want shi tong but I was able to sandbag all my fetches until it was forced to chump and then won through the follow up deadly cover up

R10 vs sultai cub ☠️☠️

This matchup sucked before they added shoot the sheriff lmao

Hopefully that's the last cub deck I have to play this weekend

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

Starting day 2 6-3, landfall gaming

Daylight savings time can get bent tho

Win out time

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. CHIPOTLE Mike Herbert @ son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.

This is the perfect tangible metaphor for AI.

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:

We absolutely haven't but it would honestly be tragic to bring them into the current state of the world

"Hey I know you're brand new but everything sucks rn sorry"

Hmmmmmmm, you make a tempting offer

I continue to be insanely jealous

[S] MonoG Landfall 3/4 v2 by @yoman5 A Standard format Magic: The Gathering deck list on Scryfall.

Oh I should share list, its open decklists tomorrow anyway

Scrapshooter rules, bushwhack is great as "land 27"

scryfall.com/@yoman5/deck...

I may be frustrated with myself for punting in R9 but my 75 went a combined 21-6 which is fucking sick

7-2 Day 1 in the Spotlight Series with Mono Green landfall after audibling to it 7 am this morning 0 games played.

Thanks @yoman5.bsky.social for the list, @phblthp.bsky.social (8-1!) for coaching, @bobinchese.bsky.social for crushing my bad deck, and @turnonechalice.bsky.social for the cards!

Haven’t we blown up even more schools and hospitals since then? Every journalist not pressing him on this is an imperialist freak

Frustrating to still lose to lack of discipline and focus in R9 but is what it is

We run it back tomorrow

R9 vs landfall mirror ☠️☠️

Frustrating g2 where after the match I went through all the lines and did in fact have exact lethal but chose the wrong line in the game despite the correct line being my gut instinct line

A less tired me makes better decisions there but a more disciplined me wins tired

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

"I think the LLM is conscious" makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of people don't grasp the interiority of other people.

If you view other people as a series of inputs and utilities, it makes a lot of sense that you would see inert code awaiting your prompt as conscious.

R8 vs landfall 4 hydra main ☠️🏆☠️

G1 lost to double hydra

G2 got a race win with an early ascension

G3 they missed land 3 but I drew 4 straight forests so things went badly the instant they drew land 3