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@yoman5.bsky.social

MTG/TFT streamer/writer/commentator. Top 8 GP Milwaukee. yoman5.business@gmail.com (he/him)

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This is just Northern Lion's guiding philosophy

04.08.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh

04.08.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget to sell your prizes, profit*

* As long as you remember to sell before the redemption window closes

03.08.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn

03.08.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aggro, 21 lands 12 1 drops etc etc

03.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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⚫βšͺWarp Made Ketramose A Ranked MONSTER! | MTG Arena Standard Orzhov EOE
YouTube video by PowrDragn ⚫βšͺWarp Made Ketramose A Ranked MONSTER! | MTG Arena Standard Orzhov EOE

The Warp ability lends itself perfectly to this Orzhov Ketramose deck. It rolled the Standard MTG Arena ladder with some solid play against nearly everything.

youtu.be/kQdpH8gE148

03.08.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This leaked photo taken despite threats doesn’t just capture a scene. It exposes a blueprint of erasure.
What you see isn’t rubble. It’s the remains of entire cities that were blown off the map
One image reveals the result of a policy not aimed at war,but at wiping out
But even this image can’t show

03.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's entirely possible the number of extant Harry Potter fans in 2025 outnumber trans people, so in a cynical way I understand this business decision.

But to get this license Ultimate Guard had to partially fund the genocide of my community. So that's a company I'm never ordering from now.

03.08.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Saw this from Tumblr and it really resonated with me. If you engage with/talk a lot about HP stuff, you can and should do better. I don't think people realize how much referencing this stuff continues to give her power and makes the trans people around you uncomfortable.

03.08.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a set of four Ultimate Guard Boulder deck boxes, each themed around a different house from Harry Potter, a series of books written by one of the most outspoken transphobes in the world, who uses her immense platform and wealth to demonize and directly harm trans people.

a set of four Ultimate Guard Boulder deck boxes, each themed around a different house from Harry Potter, a series of books written by one of the most outspoken transphobes in the world, who uses her immense platform and wealth to demonize and directly harm trans people.

i really like ultimate guard boulders and katana sleeves. too bad i'm never buying any of them ever again.

03.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1300    πŸ” 358    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 156

Hey @ultimateguard.bsky.social are the marginals on these boxes post-licencing worth directly funding anti-trans policy? Or do you just generally hate queer people?

Asking for my audience, & those of my other creator friends xoxo

03.08.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1216    πŸ” 414    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 14
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WON EVO IN MORTAL KOMBAT 1

8X CHAMPION LETS GOOO

03.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1544    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 9

🀝🀝🀝

If it isn't rockface village and doesn't make red mana I don't want it

03.08.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, β€œtoday I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, β€œtoday I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

02.08.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13680    πŸ” 4232    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 291
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Hot take but this was the best button layout design and regressing back to the SNES layout post-gamecube sucks actually

02.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 103

Idk everyone else at the event had mana issues but me just sayin

03.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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T4d my RCQ with MonoR

Lost the run there though sadly

03.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, if there isn't someone lovingly writing your weird item descriptions, don't write em. If you don't wanna write em I don't wanna read em

02.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Linocut Watermelon Food Tokens are finished!

I'll be selling these at #MCAtlanta at $10 each, with all proceeds going to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.

If you're interested in purchasing one in the meantime, please email me with a receipt of your donation and your address! (US & Canada)

02.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

02.08.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12167    πŸ” 2021    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 53

the butlerian jihad jokes are funny but dune's setting being "we got rid of all the computers but men enslave others without them anyway" is. well,

02.08.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.08.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.

02.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4575    πŸ” 709    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 65

If β€œchanging your sex” were impossible, they wouldn’t need to ban it.

31.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2927    πŸ” 640    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10

It felt fine but could maybe play a 16th land but didn't want too many mana sources with 3x pollinator

02.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I thought this deck was a fucking heater but 2-3 after one game drawing 10 lands in 10 turns and one game where I never saw land 3 😭

02.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
πŸŸ’πŸ”΅βš«Kotis With Counters Is A PROBLEM! | MTG Arena Standard Sultai EOE
YouTube video by PowrDragn πŸŸ’πŸ”΅βš«Kotis With Counters Is A PROBLEM! | MTG Arena Standard Sultai EOE

I'm playing Kotis for the first in this Sultai Standard list from MTGDVD. Loaded Kotis with counter makes it super scary and makes for wild games on the MTG Arena ladder.

youtu.be/qF3K58wEAoQ

02.08.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get that prerelease weekend overlapped with SDCC. It sucked timing wise for me because it felt like EoE was over before it began.

But it's release weekend. Just let us focus on Edge of Eternities for A DAY before you show us your goddamn Infinity Stones.

02.08.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

Idk if I get this job or if I want the 45 min commute but damn that was eye opening.

I knew I deserved better but like, I did not know just how much better it can be

01.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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