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Keep at it Emil! You’re mint.

After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.

Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵

Newcastle United have completed their 4th signing of the summer, shelling out ~£40m for Jacob Ramsey from EPL rival Aston Villa.

Like Thiaw, the club have secured a player that’s been on their shortlist for a long time. Why does Howe like him so much? It’s time to take a closer look 🧵 #NUFC

After 3 years of chasing the young German centreback, Newcastle United #NUFC are about to sign Malick Thiaw (pronounced Mal-ick Tch-ow) for a reported fee of £35m including add-ons.

Why has Eddie Howe’s & the club's interest never waned? Let’s break down what the 24-year-old will bring to SJP 🧵🔽

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🤍🖤✅ Medical successfully completed for Anthony Elanga at Newcastle United… and the two clubs have also exchanged all documents. £55m deal done, as exclusively revealed.

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🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Elanga to Newcastle, here we go! Deal in place club to club with Nottingham Forest for £55m. Agreement also in place with player’s camp on long term deal. 🤍🖤 Excellent addition for #NUFC.

Time to dust off the Trafford thread

The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification.

But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.

But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

Looking forward to your summer transfer thread!

Fair enough. Can’t deny that it’s a disaster for us. The already slim chance we had of winning a trophy this season seems to be fading by the minute here.

No defence for a player who chooses to do that two weeks before a final to be fair

Why won’t Arteta resign?

🗓️ 6th January 2024 - FA Cup Third Round

Sunderland 0-3 Newcastle (Ballard OG 35', Isak 46', 90' pen)

#NUFC | #FACup

Why won’t Ange just resign?

Wonder if he knows how to crochet

St. James' Park ahead of West Ham fixture

Blessing your feed with a picture of SJP. 😍

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