drew

The memory of him just gave me whiplash

I was wearing shorts last week ❄️

“Nap Time for Sleepy Lil Guys” in Zohran Sign Meme Format

A screencapture from the film The Silence of the Lambs where an unknown person stands at the top of a hole and lowers something into it. Their look is cruel indifference. You will later learn this person's identity in the film. In the film, the dialogue is "it puts the lotion on the skin" (or later, "in the basket") "or else it gets the hose again"

It puts the belly in the Blastoise, or else it gets the hose again

Stills from Clue (1985) of Mrs. White saying “It-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths… Heathing…”

How my roommate has me feeling right now with all the shit she’s trying to put on me knowing she had months/years to figure shit out

GOD IS GOOD!!!

“Have you tried expanding your job search more?” Have you tried getting banished to the shadow realm??

Why do you bake cookies but cook bacon?

Y’all you gotta let Thanksgiving LIVE, please it’s 27 more days she’s so weak already

Dan and their friends dressed as statues of liberty

I literally finished sewing my costume like right before we left but we made it

Thought I saw Steve from Blue’s Clues on my train but it was just a bald white guy with glasses and a welcoming demeanor

Anyway the devil is real and his eggs are hellishly good

I feel most like myself when I’m neurotically running around Manhattan with a crazed look in my eyes trying to party prep

Reaction image of a guy on his knees looking up seductively, but there’s a Luigi hate photoshopped on him

Had a really good birthday week. I feel loved by many 🥹💕

You’ve been queer the whole time 🤓⏱️

A mirror selfie of Drew in his birthday suit, tastefully cropped. He’s naked, holding his phone with his right hand, covering his crotch with his left, and kind of giving “bear face”.

A mirror selfie of Drew in his birthday suit, tastefully cropped. He’s naked, holding his phone with right hand, flexing his right arm to show his bicep & pit, and smiling.

it was my birthday but I forgot to show y’all the suit I wore

Sure, first one is Â̸̧̢̨̛̙͖̥͎̫̱̦͙̜̥̪̭̦̫͇͇̹̗̝̮͙̺̪͎̥̯̯͕̋̑̅̂̾͜͝ͅ

Anyway I’m [redacted] years old now

Crazy how my roommate complains she has no money to pay bills or anything right now when she’s making the choice to spend $60+ every weekend for the past 4 months on a silent disco she absolutely does not need to go to 🫠

this weekend my friend baked a pie with an inside joke written on top in dough in cursive and i pretty much lost it. to be loved is to do bits

Drew sitting on a collapsible chair at the beach. He’s shirtless with his hairy chest out, wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, and smiling at the camera.

beach !!

Jet2Holiday ✈️ beats Kayak 🛶 and Kayak 🛶 beats Trivago 👨🏻‍🦳 and Trivago 👨🏻‍🦳 beats Jet2Holiday ✈️

A man in a business suit with 9 arms multitasking

Trying to eavesdrop on the guy fighting with his girlfriend over the phone on the train, but having to tune out the woman blasting music full volume behind me

I’m sorry the what and where was I??

My trip back to CA has been nothing but errands and doctors appts, but at least it’s nice to not have to pay for meals for a week 🥴

Gotta start learning the accordion for our sea shanties

Anyway what’s everyone’s exit strategy?

Would really love to live in precedented times 🫠

Clearing out my closet to sell stuff has basically felt like my own eras tour