You should call him out publicly. Reckon you could sell tickets for that, earn yourself a few quid. Enough for a new gilet even...

About time he was properly filled in. Reckon you're the man to do it, Brian. Surprised he's not had a dig off you before.

Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

The finest take down of the institution of monarchy and "class" and the grasping, greedy, venal, entitled, and very stupid people it enables that you will read today or any day.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Well I'm impressed. My finish photo would be of me bent double and wheezing while a kindly St Johns Ambulance volunteer looks on, concerned.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Currently gong down faster than Tesla stock. Everything Elon touches...

He does have the look of someone you might see down the Lodge 😆

This morning at breakfast my 6 year old left me speechless when she put down her cereal spoon and shouted Death to America... here's why you're doing marketing all wrong.

Lovely photo. May she rest in peace.

Give it Big Sam til the end of the season

"This is happening because you fkd up"!

a man in a white shirt and tie is screaming with his mouth wide open . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is screaming with his mouth wide open .

I had a very different look on my face when that happened!

Yeah that overturned try was huge. Really swung things. That match annoyed me but a win is a win.

For which side 😭. We are not at it today at all. Slow in and out of the ruck, predictable...

Souvlakistocracy

Used to play corner forward for the parish before the incident

That sounds amazing!

Armand Vacquerin

Bonsoir....

Wealthy Dubai residents race back to UAE to avoid tax bills Some risk spending too few days in the emirate and too many in the UK

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

I do not want it Sam Alt Man

Ingredients: potato, cheese curds, gravy, novichok

Very strong 'Jesse Marsch' energy here #lufc

Look, we've already established i can NOT treat those two impostors just the same, what are we doing here, move it on!

I wish the football media had the bollocks to talk about as to why one of the clubs in England, who were charged with 115 offences 3 years ago, have not been charged yet rather than how long a poxy corner takes.

Said nobody ever! Your quiche does look good though

You have both picked the absolute standouts there, one that made me laugh so hard it hurt and one that - as someone who grew up in that time and space - made the room a bit dusty.

who made this

I'm so sorry to read this. Condolences to your family.

Amid rising alarm over suspected pollfraud, Reform leader says allowing non-British citizens into ballot booth threatens democracy FOREIGN-BORN VOTERS STOLE BY-ELECTION BLASTS FARAGE that Reform UK was robbed of victory diary assertion in today's Mail on Sunday by foreign-born voters in last week's that 'Reform UK won the Gorton and Denton By Glen Owen Manchester by-election. by-election among British-born voters'. Amid mounting allegations that voter, fraud And he vowed that if he becomes Prime Pages 16-17 POLITICAL EDITOR and sectarianism contributed the Grecn

Truly, truly, truly disgusting.

Keep this Trumpist race baiting out of British politics.

So crisp, so clean... so unlike Brian's dinners