Evelyn

GLOW UP

I'm actually a pleasure to have in class. I'm in her dms you're going to the principal's office

ur relatable to me

frfr

yippee

black and white drawing of a cat standing up with it's arms raised with a speech bubble that says "wahoo", the cat is wearing a white t shirt with blue text that says team wahoo

lfg

post dog

LET'S GOOOOO

before you stands The Tower Of Decisions. there are many doors, and many rooms. we have also released a herd of buffalo inside The Tower Of Decisions. your task, should you choose to accept it: exit The Tower Of Decisions with a medium rare hamburger, or the heart of the largest buffalo. godspeed.

I think this is just sitting in voice chat but you publish it lol I need to set up my audio interface n mic arm again

it was fate you posted and I refreshed my feed at the same time

they'd call it pazza look what they did to jazz

I have a nice mic now I just need 1-3 friends and some snacks

I unironically think this would be really fun idk who wanna listen to my ass ramble tho

wouldn't fit in a bikini 😿

I love cooking with beer, sometimes I even put it in the food

cold beer really improves any activity, I find after about 8 I'm a better driver

not well!!

him: where’d you learn to do that?
me:

lmao real

bring out the brow grinder while you're at it doc

bottom dysphoria 😿

wish I could just ask strangers how they perceive me without it being Weird

this will always confuse me cus in my brain I'm like "I definitely don't pass ppl are just being not shitty" but like, sometimes I really feels like ppl just read me as Woman

yeah fair enough

all of me is pretty though

Official List of Shit That Goes Hard

-doritos locos tacos
-gurren lagann
-darude by sandstorm
-germany
-when u cum and then u dont stop and then u cum again
-shadow the hedgehog
-every part of a girl
-pirates in all forms
-mad max fury road

let's gooooo