Dan

"You're supposed to question everything. Everything + everyone. A good leader welcomes questions. A bad one demands loyalty. Remember that because one day you may have to choose who you want to follow."

Mariska Hargitay as Captain Olivia Benson

Piggy Fairy Tales are getting kind of woke.

Simply dying would be an undeserved kindness. I had a neighbor from Iraq that said you can end up in jail for not having a portrait of Saddam in your living room. We're almost there. Neighborhood watch soccer moms are now terrorists. Why not the rest of us?

Destroying civilian water infrastructure is the same as starving or denying medical care. The rules don't apply to us.

He said recently that Christians never do that evil shit Muslims do. When it comes to Israel, he's more of a spittle splattering fanatic than Mike Huckabee, more of a "Kill all the Muslims" White Christian Nationalist than Pete Kegsbreath.

You have MY vote. I have a legal pot shop across the street and I still have my dope delivered by a criminal Think global, shop local.

a man in a blue scrub top is making a funny face and saying makes complete sense . ALT: a man in a blue scrub top is making a funny face and saying makes complete sense .

We should have invested in Snake Oil.

Drug Cartels = Any non-right wing governments or political parties inside of more left leaning nations. We are offering to overthrow their political opposition by violence, creating Pinochet style client states for America's international oligarchs.

HE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

Tear the face off of an over the top Butch Act, expose the sniveling bitch underneath.

Mooo-yeow!

The Dictators of the World are the Board of Peace. This is the right wing governments + political parties of the Americas, joining with Trump for some sort of Security Pact? America is the Crown Jewel but this is an international fascist conspiracy to end democracy + install capitalist oligarchs.

I bet his junk still stinks like that fish lipped hag.

The Dead are coming for them all.

The Blood cries out from the Earth.

Captions in Turkish.

cute

He masturbates to this imagery.

It was a great time to be White.

Thousands of accusations, none of them are "corroborated." The question remains, why so many accusations?

It's because he did it and the legal standard of "corroboration" is a flimsy fig leaf.

My business card said AFM, "Anything For Money." I had to add a disclaimer, "Nothing Sexual." That wasn't good enough so I thought, "OK, but nothing kinky." That was my wake up moment when I asked, "Well, how much money are we talking about?"

Trump probably wants to nuke Iran now.

I love to hate his guts, personally. I bootleg that shit though. I wouldn't put a nickel in his bank account.

The dog ate my homework. Oopsie, dead babies.

Yeah, this totally makes up for blocking any increase of taxes to the gazillionaires that write your campaign checks. Don't you have a Homeless Encampment to burn somewhere, maybe some Trans Teens to torment, you greasy, triangulating sociopath?

Yeah, that is so meaningful.

Once when I was driving by Crystal Springs Reservoir, south of San Francisco, on 280, I stopped to look at wild flowers up on a hillside. Then I saw them moving + realized, there were flocks of feral parakeets + canaries, flying over the wild flowers. No, I wasn't tripping.

When he uses that tiny fist on Melania, he makes her call him "Barack."

On Liberals: "Ten degrees to the Left of Center during the best of times. Ten degrees to the Right if it effects them personally."
Phil Ochs
By that definition this guy's getting a liberal education today. He went from racist ICE cheerleader to Abby fucking Hoffman over ten bucks worth of gas.

If a foreign government wants to take the US down, figures out a work-around for our Nuclear Arsenal, it could be this.

A bomb that personally inconveniences us all. We would be crippled.

Spring Forward, Fall Back.

You "Spring Forward." Tell me how it went.

I'm staying in bed.

You swept up 75 years of lockstep, unchanging, US policy on Israel onto the doorstep of the current administration...

THEN PUT TRUMP IN OFFICE OVER IT

Fuck off. You're a goddamned Fascist operative.

Pinochet declared all political opposition to be "terrorism" with America's full support. He rounded them up for "processing" into stadiums. He sent them to camps for torture + murder. He put their children in good "Republican" homes. The US is the crown jewel of international Fascism.

She has Molly Ivin's ineffable quality of "Elvis," the energy of a winner. She had the curl in her lip, swivel in her hips, all the Elvis to win. I'll never believe she didn't. Blame feels like a step up from grief + despair. It's true you can get more done with anger + blame but it ain't a step up.