high & off the wallflower

This is what I have been saying forever. The only reason Republicans pretend to care about “the Jewish people” is that they need Israel for the Rapture to happen and then all the Jews will burn in Hell. Criticizing Israel’s government isn’t antisemitic but THAT sure is.

Day 4 of Operation Le Epic Bacon Chungus

I don't know if this was flagged on the enhanced international testing or not, but the hubris of pissing hot last year, staying on the gas, and then signing up to play in an international tournament with more restrictive drug rules is *chef's kiss*

To me, the WBC is like the World Cup, but for baseball.

There's a lot here, but let us not sleep on "hosted by Jason Biggs", the ultimate cherry on top

Team USA lineup vs. the Giants:

Bobby Witt Jr., SS
Bryce Harper, 1B
Aaron Judge, RF
Kyle Schwarber, DH
Alex Bregman, 3B
Cal Raleigh, C
Roman Anthony, LF
Byron Buxton, CF
Brice Turang, 2B

Paul Skenes, RHP

Profarmence enhancing, can't believe I missed it the first time around

AI bros are COOKED!

I created this entire sequence with my camera, using human skills. Something like this would have cost dozens of dollars in prompting, but for me it was completely free.

Today I learned via Katia Lindor’s IG story that Francisco Lindor has seen Heated Rivalry and him describing it is fantastic content lmao

“who was the president in 2020” continues to be the most baffling political question of our time.

Matt Yglesias looks like if Bald Bull could only punch left.

YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT The Big Gay Myth of Masculinity in Sports, with Jay Jurden | PTFO

The Big Gay Myth of Masculinity in Sports — with Mississippi’s own @jayjurden.bsky.social: youtu.be/2tYHGWMLwpM?...

Entire government of toddlers with oppositional defiant disorder

Trevor Bauer has announced he will compete in the World Baseball Classic on a special provisional squad

Sam Reich of Dropout on Game Changer holding up a gold plaque saying "THIS BIT 10X". The caption says "You've done this bit 10 times."

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

Bo Bichette's brother, Woke Bichette

jenrry mejia shaking his head at the profar news wondering how anyone could be so foolish

it's crazy how the Right was like "we want to destroy DEI" but instead they just invented affirmative action for racists and pedophiles

Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’

Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ https://theonion.com/nation-admittedly-curious-to-hear-how-trump-pronounces-strait-of-hormuz/

me making a shitpost based on a lyric from #1 Stunna by Big Tymers, and getting an earnest reply with insane hashtags. look i can’t type all this out im sorry

this is the most bluesky reply i have ever received. i can’t breathe

uh oh

Walker's parents were killed by white supremacists! He hates them! (And is also Republican and a cop because????)

Some dudes just love enhancing their performance

30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.

Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”

*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

clown shit lolol

lmao jurickson profar what the hell man