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Baron Rex DeVale

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Artist, Musician, Stylist, Furry Cringe Creator Male - ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ - Cis - โ™‹๏ธ - California - Central Valley

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Heโ€™s not really a Democrat, heโ€™s pulling a Tulsi Gabbard.

13.02.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s that, or theyโ€™re just eating Pokemon. Which is preferable?

14.12.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
14.12.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UniUni doesnโ€™t seem to realize that I am their worst nightmare: An autustic dude with a comprehensive understanding of small parcel law, the names and numbers of relevant bureaucracies memorized, and an overdeveloped sense of justice and fairness. Iโ€™ll have my packages or equivalent compensation.

14.12.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, itโ€™s worse. So much worse.
Uniuni is a Canadian company owned by a Chinese tech bro who hands your packages out to randos in their cars DoorDash style, then hopes that those people actually deliver your parcel instead of stealing it or mishandling it. They usually just steal it or mishandle it.

14.12.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least youโ€™re getting them, in my area UniUni is just a great way for porch pirates to skip the middleman.

14.12.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uniuni Logistics is the worst parcel delivery company I have ever worked with. You would have to be stupid or a masochist to agree to manage their brand.

Itโ€™s a distribution network that allows porch pirates to pick up your products directly from the warehouse and just steal them there in bulk.

14.12.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are you talking about? Itโ€™s not even a full song? Itโ€™s like the first 15 seconds of a song before it cuts out and clips around.

14.12.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When he shows you who he is, believe him.

www.usatoday.com/story/travel...

06.12.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3371    ๐Ÿ” 1093    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 299    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110
Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in all her hideous glory. Note that Donald Trump is a hideous chip of the old hideous block in every single way.

Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in all her hideous glory. Note that Donald Trump is a hideous chip of the old hideous block in every single way.

Hard not to when youโ€™re raised by an iguana in a fright wig.

06.12.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

All it takes is one successful time. And the likelihood is even better if both his parents had the same number of chromosomes.

Iโ€™m not a high fantasy geneticist, but thereโ€™s got to be a recipe for a Potion of Chromosomal Karyotyping out there somewhere.

06.12.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I actually miss those.

I donโ€™t vape because the carts look stupid, but I had one of those little Blu units with the glowing LEDs at the end. I didnโ€™t use it often, nicotine isnโ€™t super addictive to me, but I miss that thing. I used for years it until they stopped selling the parts for it.

06.12.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It depends on how well the speaker enunciates (YOU-er vs. yOR) and varies with regional accent.

06.12.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@knecessary.bsky.social

06.12.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1649    ๐Ÿ” 502    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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Quietly, largely unreported, Trumplethinskin is pardoning like the madman he is.

06.12.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2091    ๐Ÿ” 785    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Watch Starship Troopers then replace the Bugs with the usual targets. We wonโ€™t be full citizens unless we do our stint committing war crimes. Fascism is utterly predictable and ever encroaching.

06.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It starts with knowing the truth. Donโ€™t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.

06.12.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13615    ๐Ÿ” 5082    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 429    ๐Ÿ“Œ 190

At what point do Anti-Trust laws kick in? Surely there must be a limit for these media mass conglomerates before it becomes a monopoly.

06.12.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How could it? The kitchen has no furnishings. Thereโ€™s no cabinets or hookups to speak of.

03.12.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s crazy, sheโ€™s usually so good at deception! She lied about her age and identity for YEARS!!!

15.10.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh! I know this one! Itโ€™s because the trunks are not made of concentric rings of lignin-rich wood like deciduous and evergreen trees, but are actually made of looser, more flexible bundles of vertically run fibers. On top of that, the center of a palm tree is particularly spongy for added flexion.

15.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hey, thatโ€™s my โ€œIโ€™m this close to a total mental breakdownโ€ song! Iโ€™ve been singing it on the way home from work a *lot* lately.

26.09.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DOJ goes 0-3 in requests to unseal Jeffrey Epstein grand jury materials Two other federal judges already denied DOJโ€™s requests to publicly release the material.

A federal judge rejected the DOJ's effort to unseal grand jury transcripts and exhibits in the Epstein case.

He wrote that the government itself is the โ€œlogical partyโ€ to make the Epstein files public and criticized its motion as a โ€œdiversionโ€ tactic.

20.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6666    ๐Ÿ” 1961    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 270    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

Roblox is the van full of puppies of the 21st century. I hope the whole board gets brought up in front of a congressional hearing.

21.08.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you guys fixed the Caleri quest bug with this update?

15.08.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Border Patrol agents assembled outside a Los Angeles museum where Gov. Gavin Newsom was holding a rally and news conference on congressional redistricting. Local elected officials expressed outrage that the agents decided to stand there in a brazen show of force. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/u...

14.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11483    ๐Ÿ” 3514    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1192    ๐Ÿ“Œ 391

You guys said you would fix the Knowledge Sleuth bug in the next patch, and then didnโ€™t. What gives?

29.07.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How fat we talking?

04.07.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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