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The Flying Lord Pig

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Premier League Footballer, Grammy-winning songwriter, Oscar-winning actor, world-renowned author, and pathological liar. Anybody seen my pusssy?

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A happy Red, who watched Mo’s goal go in at the interval of the Orange Tree’s excellent remake of Hedda Gabler by Tanika Gupta. We were happy - and other Reds were nearby! Snoops highly recommends the show, too!

01.11.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a soccer player in a red jersey is kicking a ball on a soccer field . ALT: a soccer player in a red jersey is kicking a ball on a soccer field .

Well 2 goals and clean sheet
Back to winning ways and I was there to witness it β€οΈπŸ™ I have no voice but just what I needed lovely surprise from my son ❀️⚽️

01.11.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That was much better. Congrats to Mo on his 250th Liverpool goal. A team playing like a team. It made a pleasant change.
Robbo was excellent, and so was Conor.
Up the Reds.

01.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#COYFR

01.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gavin Newsom Trolls Trump With Brutally Accurate New Nicknameβ€”And The Internet Brings The Jokes

No argument here.

01.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6
Liverpool v Aston Villa 01/11/2025

Liverpool v Aston Villa 01/11/2025

01.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 shot on target in 90 minutes. 3 goals against us at Anfield. I am fkn fed up.

29.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this is starting to look a bit embarrassing.

0 - 2

29.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything changes, yet everything stays the same.

0 -1

29.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#COYFR

29.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/28/25πŸ‘ΊICE neo-nazi in Durango(20k town), CO steals elderly women’s phone, grabs her hair, throws her down hill, as they kidnap father, 2 children from schoolπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜’

29.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
Carabao Cup
Last 16
Liverpool v Crystal Palace
29/10/2025 - 19:45 K.O.

Carabao Cup Last 16 Liverpool v Crystal Palace 29/10/2025 - 19:45 K.O.

I don't want to get anybody's hopes up, so: Moderately happy Match Day, Reds.

29.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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War Criminal Netanyahu is breaking the Ceasefire because dead Israeli bodies which are buried in the rubble created by his bombs aren't being handed over fast enough.

Of course they can't tell you that, so they don't tell you anything.

28.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Don't spread this around, wouldn't want the gammons having heart attacks because the Daily Mail has gone 'woke'.

27.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Brentford deserved the win. Not much more to say, really. I'm sorely tempted to start drinking alcohol again. 🀣

Up the fuckn Reds.

25.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mo's back.

2 - 3

25.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only luck we can buy is bad luck.

3 - 1 after the penalty.

25.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kerkez drags it back to 1 - 2 with the Brentford crowd whinging about 3+ minutes added time at the end of the first half.

25.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely ripped apart at the back again, after not getting a pen for the foul on Gakpo.
Get Fede on, we've got fuck-all to lose.

25.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another set-piece goal conceded, and it's not like we didn't know what he was going to do with that throw. πŸ™„

25.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#COYFR

25.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brentford v Liverpool Premier League 25/10/2025

Brentford v Liverpool Premier League 25/10/2025

Happy Match Day, Reds. Let's hope our midweek win signals a positive reversal of fortune for us.

25.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He loves Israel so much that he wants to be able to look out his window and see his very own little patch of Gaza.

23.10.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’™

23.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No one is an immigrant on earth, we are all human beings.

22.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 936    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12
A pass map showing the locations of Curtis Jones' passes v Eintracht Frankfurt.

A pass map showing the locations of Curtis Jones' passes v Eintracht Frankfurt.

Curtis Jones completed 122 of his 127 passes tonight - the most on Opta's records (from 2003-04) by a Liverpool player in a single Champions League game. #LFC

22.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Our LFC Boston Instagram grid (all posts here are just from today) looks so beautiful after that INCREDIBLE Champions League match by Liverpool FC today 😍

22.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A decent win against a disappointing Frankfurt side.
Well, I say "disappointing" but we weren't disappointed, we loved it. 🀣

Fingers crossed it's the result we needed to see us back on track in the league.🀞

22.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 - 5 and it's Szobo's turn. 5 goals, 5 different scorers,

22.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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