Don't mention Tasmania...
02.12.2025 10:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
Don't mention Tasmania...
02.12.2025 10:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steph is very good at her job.
(Where "job" is defined less as "protecting the public's interests" and more as "protecting the interests of whichever minister is currently signing my paycheck".)
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#BREAKING : Consultants Accenture have renamed their 800,000 staff "reinventors".
#accenture
This is what happens when "a strong economy" becomes the government's goal, instead of "a strong society".
Unfettered capitalistm pursues escalating profit and decries all regulation as "needless red tape".
Govt regulators sit idly by permitting market power to become hyperconcentrated.
#AusPol
And, according to the latest polls, 32% of Americans continue to support Trump.
32% of the American population are cheering on immorality, ignorance, racism, bullying, criminality, paeodphilia, fraud, theft, cheating, lying etc etc etc.
So there's the actual problem.
Brilliant!
01.12.2025 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Cars were brilliant. I'm sad I never got to see them live.
30.11.2025 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps the sky is crying because it learned Pauline Hanson isn't moving there...?
Tears of joy, of course.
Does it look less ugly when you're sitting inside it...?
30.11.2025 11:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#PICTURED : Victorians learn of Pauline Hanson's commitment not to move to their state.
In other news:
Queensland grief counsellors report record high demand.
#AusPol
No no no... Babet is right.
By his own admission, HE was at Westfield.
And HE certainly DOESN'T share OUR values...
Or maybe they just dye their grey hair to match the Nazi flag π
30.11.2025 10:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's okay. She also accepts Mastercard, American Express and lobbyist payments in cash. π
30.11.2025 10:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#BREAKING : Pauline Hanson threatens Victorians with a good time.
#AusPol
New data just came out showing that ONE THIRD of Americans STILL support Trump's presidency.
Immorality and ignorance on a national scale.
It says a lot about the morality (or lack thereof) of MAGA devotees that they only care about the President's behaviour when it affects them personally.
29.11.2025 08:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seems like an over-reaction, given that most of the punches just slipped off... due to Trump's wax figure being covered in spit.
29.11.2025 06:36 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0So: nothing to do with taking a principled stand against gerrymandering & unrepresentative boundary changes.
A legislative decision based on how insulted he feels.
How very on-brand for a Republican.
(PS: Thoughts are with his daughter who should not have to endure the President's childish insults.)
Bridget McKenzie pictured at a gun club having given $36K of taxpayer grants to the club.
Coalition MPs LOVE spending money on gun clubs.
29.11.2025 06:27 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1One Nation and Barnaby Joyce go together like Gin and Tonic.
#AusPol
So many contenders, it's hard to pick just a few.
Barnaby Joyce: for, well, every aspect of arsehatedness.
Pauline Hanson: for being a stunt *unt sans imagination.
Anthony Pratt: for paying LinkedIn to promote posts about himself as "Colonel".
Gina Rinehart: for being shit at her hobby (politics).
Pfft. Only $20K to a local gun club...?
Bridget McKenzie knows they can 'do better'.
#AusPol
Come, sing "A Song of Joyce".
#AusPol
Gosh, I wonder what Craven's 'report' into university policing of Zionist policies is going to say? π
29.11.2025 02:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you check around the planter boxes...?
28.11.2025 12:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trap, geld, release.
Expensive, but humane and effective in the long run.
...especially as there are well-funded and highly-motivated oligarchs actively TRYING to make it happen here.
28.11.2025 06:27 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In some instances sure.
But some political staffers avoid being the ones to tell their political masters bad news.
When you look at the Coalition's last election results, it's hard to believe they were aware of widespread SM rejection of their policies.
Perhaps they were in a comfy echo chamber.
Well spotted. I'm sure you're right.
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