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Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)

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Don't mention Tasmania...

02.12.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steph is very good at her job.
(Where "job" is defined less as "protecting the public's interests" and more as "protecting the interests of whichever minister is currently signing my paycheck".)
πŸ˜‰

02.12.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#BREAKING : Consultants Accenture have renamed their 800,000 staff "reinventors".
#accenture

02.12.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when "a strong economy" becomes the government's goal, instead of "a strong society".
Unfettered capitalistm pursues escalating profit and decries all regulation as "needless red tape".
Govt regulators sit idly by permitting market power to become hyperconcentrated.
#AusPol

02.12.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And, according to the latest polls, 32% of Americans continue to support Trump.
32% of the American population are cheering on immorality, ignorance, racism, bullying, criminality, paeodphilia, fraud, theft, cheating, lying etc etc etc.
So there's the actual problem.

02.12.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant!

01.12.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cars were brilliant. I'm sad I never got to see them live.

30.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps the sky is crying because it learned Pauline Hanson isn't moving there...?
Tears of joy, of course.

30.11.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it look less ugly when you're sitting inside it...?

30.11.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#PICTURED : Victorians learn of Pauline Hanson's commitment not to move to their state.
In other news:
Queensland grief counsellors report record high demand.
#AusPol

30.11.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No no no... Babet is right.
By his own admission, HE was at Westfield.
And HE certainly DOESN'T share OUR values...

30.11.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or maybe they just dye their grey hair to match the Nazi flag πŸ˜‰

30.11.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's okay. She also accepts Mastercard, American Express and lobbyist payments in cash. πŸ˜‰

30.11.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#BREAKING : Pauline Hanson threatens Victorians with a good time.
#AusPol

30.11.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

New data just came out showing that ONE THIRD of Americans STILL support Trump's presidency.
Immorality and ignorance on a national scale.

29.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It says a lot about the morality (or lack thereof) of MAGA devotees that they only care about the President's behaviour when it affects them personally.

29.11.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like an over-reaction, given that most of the punches just slipped off... due to Trump's wax figure being covered in spit.

29.11.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So: nothing to do with taking a principled stand against gerrymandering & unrepresentative boundary changes.
A legislative decision based on how insulted he feels.
How very on-brand for a Republican.
(PS: Thoughts are with his daughter who should not have to endure the President's childish insults.)

29.11.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bridget McKenzie pictured at a gun club having given $36K of taxpayer grants to the club.

Bridget McKenzie pictured at a gun club having given $36K of taxpayer grants to the club.

Coalition MPs LOVE spending money on gun clubs.

29.11.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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One Nation and Barnaby Joyce go together like Gin and Tonic.
#AusPol

29.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many contenders, it's hard to pick just a few.
Barnaby Joyce: for, well, every aspect of arsehatedness.
Pauline Hanson: for being a stunt *unt sans imagination.
Anthony Pratt: for paying LinkedIn to promote posts about himself as "Colonel".
Gina Rinehart: for being shit at her hobby (politics).

29.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pfft. Only $20K to a local gun club...?
Bridget McKenzie knows they can 'do better'.
#AusPol

29.11.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come, sing "A Song of Joyce".
#AusPol

29.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Gosh, I wonder what Craven's 'report' into university policing of Zionist policies is going to say? πŸ˜‰

29.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you check around the planter boxes...?

28.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trap, geld, release.
Expensive, but humane and effective in the long run.

28.11.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...especially as there are well-funded and highly-motivated oligarchs actively TRYING to make it happen here.

28.11.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In some instances sure.
But some political staffers avoid being the ones to tell their political masters bad news.
When you look at the Coalition's last election results, it's hard to believe they were aware of widespread SM rejection of their policies.
Perhaps they were in a comfy echo chamber.

28.11.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well spotted. I'm sure you're right.

28.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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