Emmett R (he/him)

Me, to myself: "All things considered I'm actually doing fine"

*"Pink Pony Club" comes on shuffle*

*starts sobbing uncontrollably*

"I beg your fuck, what the hell"

If only there was an option for online attendance; looks incredible though!

When @rad5000.bsky.social sneakily gets beautiful native flowers and sugary goods delivered to my workplace after a long-ass week.

I love you so much, I'm the luckiest man alive 💙

Thank you for this gift; the snort-laugh that escaped me truly was hideous ✨💙

Such stunning shots; I adore pigeons - thank you for seeing their beauty when so many others pass them by ✨🐦

@bellerbae.bsky.social @rad5000.bsky.social thank you for loving me 💙

A glass teapot sits on a kitchen counter, defusing loose leaf herbal tea made of hibiscus, clove, cardamon, safflower and orange. The liquid is a vibrant orange-red colour, and tastes incredible.

After a beautiful restorative weekend with people I love, where i purposely didn't look at my phone and actually connected with things around me - this Monday feels much less grim ✨

Also; there's no situation that isn't made immediately some percentage of better when you add tea 🫖☕

Bless you, Ken, you absolute weapon 🔥💗🫡

Rotisserie and all your chickens have so much damn personality - that face right there on him is sending me like "I'm well aware of my influence and I only have 4 brain cells"

Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?

Susan, I am a crow on the edge

Seeing the Crash Test Dummies last night with my folks at the Northcote Theatre was easily one of the best gigs I've ever been to.

Brad Roberts' voice is just as astounding and incredible live as it was in the 90's - every band member blew me away
#thecrashtestdummies
#northcotetheatre
#melbourne

Saw them last night, such a great venue, and incredible band!

With emphysema, it's sometimes the less obvious things that can get you down. Being unable to use spray-on colognes anymore gutted me in a way I wasn't expecting (using them was extremely gender affirming).
Discovering solid colognes with more masculine notes gave me some of my euphoria back (2/2)

That bloody keen about Lush having my fave solid cologne back.
Lord of Misrule is the Goat. Chuffed to give Vanillary a crack too
(1/2)
💚💚💚
#lushAU
#lordofmisrule
#vanillary
#solidcologne

This weekend lasted 13 minutes wtf

Jerry for real we're all gunna need that refer a friend link asap

Happy 11th Hatch Day to this adorable little dickhead!

I love you so much, Archie; as much as you love giving me and your Dad tinnitus 🦜

#parrotsky
#sunconure
#birdsofbluesky

This is stunning and I'm so happy for you!! Where is this?!

Beautiful 🛠️🔥✨

This is poetry

A map of the United States of America indicating the states where flamethrowers are legal. Flamethrowers are legal in all states except California (where they are legal but require a licence) and Maryland they are banned.

Parking this here for my American mates.

Also - apparently you can order a cannon to your house because they are not regulated as firearms (as if Reddit would lie to me)

I believe in you ✨🔥🍾

:me looking into the campfire, seeing something from long ago, about to do The Tell to the younglings dressed in tatters around me: "Well you see, some folks got real mad they made ladies Ghostbusters this one time and now all the groundwater is radioactive."

Ah, beans

But younger people are lazy and shouldn’t buy avocado toast:

According to him he is literally FASHUN, DAHRLING

My eyes wouldn't let me believe this was the same bird haha; what a beautiful goof!

Pictured is a close up shot of a man wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt, his face is turned to the side, out of frame. From the neck of his sweatshirt a little orange sun conure parrot named Archie pokes his head out slightly, one sleepy eye staring at the camera.

( ( shifty bird noises ) )

#parrotsky
#sunconure
#parrotsofbluesky
#bestbuddies