🩷Dana/Void🩵

good reminder on how much we read on ao3!

Love that part of being bi-lingual where you forget the word in english so you just translate your native language... anyways italian crust for pizza turned into italian bottom🍑

Had a dream we had a kitten and my brain is not used to cats so the cat toy made no sense and my brain did not know how cats behave... also sorry @reubelius.bsky.social my dream cats stoly your cats name

pride is next week

pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.

do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.

Ad: THIS STORE HAS THE MOST INSANE SALE! ON PAR WITH BLACK WEEK!!
Me: So only 20-30% off then?
Ad: CORRECT A WHOLE 20% ON 50% OF OUR PRODUCTS AND 30% ON AN ADITIONAL 5% OF OUR PRODUCTS!! WHAT A STEAL!!!

Gratulerer med dagen alle sammen🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻

I wish it was that easy... Thanks Garlic🩷🩵

Yeah... shit is happening and i like NONE of it! At least it is The 17th of May on saturday so i at least have that to look forward to🥲

Suddenly the funeral on friday is almost the highlight of my week....

Odysseus: Polities gear up, you and I'll go ahead.
Plities: You and I'll go aheaad!~ *pushes his glasses up with his middle finger while walking past Eurylochus*

That is canon in my mind!!!

Me: I dont think i have that insane pattern recognition that often is associated with autism

Also me, working on furniture: WHEN I PULL THE FABRIC TIGHT THE WEAVE IS NO LONGER STRAIGHT!!!!

I wanna re-read King of Pride again😭 BUT MY BOOK IS 800KM AWAY!!!

Can you?

Cook ✅️
Bilingual ✅️
Dance ✅️
Sing ✅️
Drive ❌️
Draw ✅️
Paint ❌️
Climb ✅️
Compose ❌️
Act ❌️
Martial arts ❌️
Edit videos ❌️
Edit photos ❌️
Ride a bike ✅️
Play instruments ❌️
Makeup ✅️
Public speaking ❌️

I did play Baritone once... but that was a millenia ago

Shinsou... just press the spray bottle... just do it... sanitize the situation... im sure Bakugo wont be mad...

I think my train took a de-tour...

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING???? I was playing witcher at that time and not on my phone????? Wtf????

My partner will never know peace playing Witcher 3:

1. I have to point out all the puppies. He says to look away so i dont see them die.
2. Every time he fights a cyclops i start singing about "Nobody" from EPIC.

Man will never know peace.

if any of you use google put “-ai” or “-midjourney” or “before:2022” after your search query

it filters out the ai stuff

Is it just me or is there so.ething very sobering about going to the toilet???

ZombieCleo core.

@zombiecleo.bsky.social

#mcyt #mcytclips #minecraft #minecraftclips #zombiecleo

GEESE ARE BACK!!! HAPPY SPRING YALL!!!

Session 2 baybeeee!!!! Never sitting for that many hours again NOPE

In case anyone wondered what its like to live in Norway: it was puring rain and hella windy yesterday

After the clusterfuck in the oval ofice yesterday i am even more stressed to get my emergency stock in order. Not only do i live in europe, but Norway shares a border with Russia. Im scared if war breaks out we will be cooked.

TMI, BUT!

Our mouth-wash has the flavour "cool-mint" i hate it because it leaves the mout feeling cold and tingely, so my favourite thing to do after using it is to put my tunge in my partners mouth just to hear "Why is it spicy?"

she's so sillyyyy 😭💖

Omg!! Rhat is such an awesome idea!!! Ecuse me as i fish out my sewingmachine👀👀👀

Every writer:

If they get easy you'll stop progressing!