Tom Easton

Lonely Planet writers do like visiting churches

Can’t help but feel I’ve let the stars down.

Sorry shiny dudes.

Not widely known but koalas are extremely dangerous. The full rhyme goes like this

if it's brown lay down
if it's black fight back
if it's white say good night
if it’s a koala you’re off to Valhalla

I can confirm that despite not age verifying myself I can still access absolute filth on Bluesky dot com

A Golden puppy looks up at the camera with a purple flower in their mouth.

on my way to steal your girl

A spiral staircase in a lovely concrete carpark. Out the top of the stair you can see the sky, Edinburgh Castle, and the Red Arrows.

Haha! It worked!

I scoped out the angle this morning and figured I’d be very lucky to pull it off, but it was surely worth a try, eh?

#Edinburgh #RedArrows #Photography

Hi, i work at Sainsbury’s. I’m the guy responsible for hiding the limescale tablets in a new, counterintuitive position every day

John Murray is part of Hachette, not PRH

The shape of a tuxedo cat in windowsill behind blinds but his feet and tail are visible

With a heavy heart, I must announce that Beto has gone missing. I can’t find him anywhere.

I dare say 😬

Not at all! You look great 😁

Ok republican

ACAB INCLUDES FBI SHOCK

Omg I had such a crush on her

Don’t feed her after midnight!

Ha! I lived there in the 90’s. Not very plummy then.

If Alaska voted Democrat Trump would sell it back to Russia for a gold toilet seat

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

Hi, i work at Sainsbury’s. I’m the guy responsible for hiding the limescale tablets in a new, counterintuitive position every day

No need to reinvent the wheel I suppose

You’d think they’d be held up by nanobots or effector fields

You all may scoff but generative AI will rapidly get better.

Or worse. We don’t really know

Jesus Christ

add another S on the costume

Good news! My stolen NFT apes have been returned

I am so out of touch...

Think I'll make my signature dish for lunch. Cacio e pepe con Bovril

I don't know who Emerald Fennell is

Picard shouting THERE ARE ONLY 2 Bs in BLUEBERRY

A photo of a truck with the word 'Rorisons' on the side, which sounds a little bit like how Scooby Doo would say "Morrisons"

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket: