@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s. Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Ffs Crawley
06.12.2025 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ICYMI: The Pride networks of Hachette UK, Bloomsbury, Penguin, Pan Macmillan and HarperCollins came together on 19th November 2025 for a joint event held at Carmelite House 👇 #BookSky
06.12.2025 08:57 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
11 fat dads grinning behind a bar
Our with the lads tonight and they let us do a photo behind the bar which is basically the best thing that can happen ever
05.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine having sex with me
Wrong, it's SO much worse
stop updating me on cloudflare. I don't know what it is and don't care
05.12.2025 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My idiot cat wants to play with ornaments but can't Human decorates with felt frog with top hat is to celebrate the Lord
04.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 43 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Let's all leave work early and get raccoon-drunk
04.12.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I, Ozymandias put my trousers on like everybody else. One vast and trunkless leg of stone at a time.
04.12.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0England's day (just)
04.12.2025 11:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rooooooooot #theashes
04.12.2025 10:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Christmassy milkshake
Kelis Navidad
03.12.2025 06:47 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
a box of fever tree tonic water on sale at a costco store
Tonic! At the Costco
03.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1England’s session
04.12.2025 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jesus Christ Chelsea
03.12.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Test match?
03.12.2025 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol
03.12.2025 18:41 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0What difference does it make?
03.12.2025 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the 2nd ashes test starts in 11 hours and England are already 37 for 3
03.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So it’s NOT my imagination
02.12.2025 08:23 — 👍 930 🔁 131 💬 36 📌 21
a box of fever tree tonic water on sale at a costco store
Tonic! At the Costco
03.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1LATEST: Rachel Reeves claims Die Hard is a Christmas film.
03.12.2025 13:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm not trapped in this hellish christmas dinner with my family, they're trapped in it with me.
03.12.2025 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re cold, they’re cold*
*The plums in the icebox
The Green party: We should tax wealth!
Also the Green Party: No! Not like that!
The eternal story
Elf realisation
02.12.2025 09:21 — 👍 49 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
A Christmassy milkshake
Kelis Navidad
03.12.2025 06:47 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
21.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 25021 🔁 9431 💬 201 📌 379Im sure he’ll be fine
02.12.2025 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you for this
02.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I prefer to Live Hard, Love Hard, Laugh Hard
02.12.2025 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
