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Digital producer for KRON4. https://www.kron4.com/author/ryan-ocenada/ Previous stops: SF Chronicle, NBC, Golden State Warriors, and the former Blue Bird app.

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A photo of Kylo Ren from the Last Jedi with a quote saying “It’s time to let old things die.”

A photo of Kylo Ren from the Last Jedi with a quote saying “It’s time to let old things die.”

Kylo Ren had some bangers but this one seems especially relevant

11.11.2025 06:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A smiling pink stuffed animal with this quote overlayed: “bestie I’m at my fucking limit.”

A smiling pink stuffed animal with this quote overlayed: “bestie I’m at my fucking limit.”

When the sciatica flares up while I’m already sick

04.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When needed, Jon Stewart can still throw that heat

19.09.2025 04:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna watch V for Vendetta again for no timely reason at all

19.07.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Large freezer with the label “French fries”

Large freezer with the label “French fries”

What if we kissed in front of the freezer just for fries

29.06.2025 01:30 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Thunder are playing angry like they saw all of the 3-1 jokes

29.05.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s either “crashing out” or “we’re so back,” but never “we’re so back to crashing out”

18.05.2025 19:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's one book, Michael. How much could it cost to write? one's sanity?

14.05.2025 22:12 — 👍 219    🔁 33    💬 6    📌 0

Vintage Curry in the 4th but yikes the Rockets also melted down

05.05.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a gut punch for the Pistons but they’ll be back. Cade is a killer

02.05.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Harrison Barnes revenge game

10.04.2025 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I might need to sign up for a subscription to a rage room

08.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Moo Moo has the right idea. No thoughts, just be a cow and race your friends.

04.04.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally, the most accurate emoji for the times: 🫩

01.04.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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pikachu mood

26.03.2025 14:39 — 👍 2404    🔁 524    💬 11    📌 8

Going to watch Idiocracy again, for no reason in particular.

24.03.2025 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t have Sunday scaries if you’re just scared all weekend

23.03.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of a white cat in a yellow hat wearing sunglasses. The text reads “brb, letting myself rest without guilt”.

Picture of a white cat in a yellow hat wearing sunglasses. The text reads “brb, letting myself rest without guilt”.

Resting is the only thing on the agenda today ✨

23.03.2025 14:16 — 👍 304    🔁 35    💬 11    📌 0

I need the stiffest drink after work today. Something like battery acid sounds nice.

07.03.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Still going through all the emotions from the Daredevil: Born Again pilot.

05.03.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Steph can still be a flame-throwing kaiju, my god

28.02.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

idk what kinda dark magic is used to bake Girl Scout cookies but these toast-yay ones taste too good to be of this world

18.02.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“No worries if not!” But it’s actually nothing but worries

15.02.2025 18:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

13.02.2025 17:21 — 👍 35299    🔁 6206    💬 204    📌 191

I’ve already reached the “f*ck it, I’m warming up chicken nuggets for lunch” phase of the year

07.02.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo chatting during the 2025 Grammy Awards.

Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo chatting during the 2025 Grammy Awards.

“And that’s all the Mavs got for Luka. Can you believe that?”

03.02.2025 20:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mavs gotta know something pretty troubling to even remotely consider this right?

02.02.2025 05:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood yelling at himself in a mirror “I couldn’t stop at three or four? I had to have eight?”

Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood yelling at himself in a mirror “I couldn’t stop at three or four? I had to have eight?”

Matt Barnes to Matt Barnes rn

31.01.2025 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Don’t ever say that Jimmy Butler was not committed to the bit

27.01.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The last four days have been quite a year.

23.01.2025 19:33 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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