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No I actually fucking hate her

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@tumorfucker.bsky.social Stop telling me to stop reading about aliens this will never not be funny to me.

(aliens on that planet they just found using their society’s pheremone-based version of bluesky) Ha ha. Actually Fozorp the Scentless cannot rule for seventy cycles. It’s disallowed by the constinktution

❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread

in Texas they call it the Y’all-ive Garden

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My dentist said my teeth were stained.

He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?".

I said, "I drink it".

Witches 🦂 #Umineko #うみねこのなく頃に

Oh little spoon as in the bed position. My bad. I was just in a car accident and couldn't think well.

What

Hahaha. That sounds like a skill issue.

What do you mean?

Stop yelling at me! I'm very nice!

Oh my god!!!! So cute!!!

I don't think you guys understand how much I love hawks.

Perched majestically on a moss-covered branch, a regal bird of prey commands attention with its striking presence. Its pristine white feathers are softly fluffed, contrasting sharply with the bold black markings on its wings and around its sharp, hooked beak. Bright yellow talons grip the branch firmly, exuding strength and precision. Its piercing dark eye scans the lush green surroundings, framed by leaves glistening with rain, creating a scene of natural power and elegance. The soft light filtering through the canopy highlights every feather, adding a sense of serenity to this captivating moment in the rainforest.

A new visitor for the yard today, as this lovely White Hawk stopped by with the intention of eating one of my other birds. The toucans were not amused.

These birds are common in northern Costa Rica, and they can't hunt in the rain so they will perch relatively low then.

#birds #hawks

Peruvian raptors are so goddamn cool.

Hawk!!! Hawk!!!!!!

My dog Yellow does this too 😂

Ahh!

I definitely didn't read that as something else.

I got a little jumpscared that this isn't a bird.

Ahh! Little guy!

Small round bird perched on a branch with bright yellow plumage on its body, white chest, and black cap on its head. Its red feet grip the moss-covered branch while it gazes upward, showing its distinctive profile against a blurred green background.

A floofy male White-collared Manakin at @casabentbill.bsky.social

I hear these birds lekking all day long in the forest around our house.

#birds #costarica #nature 🌿

Sorry if bird spam I fucking love birds.

Tiny bird with vibrant magenta-purple iridescent feathers perched on a thin twig. Its distinctive white crest contrasts with its dark plumage, and its thin black bill extends forward. The bird's wings show darker tones against the metallic body coloring, all captured against a soft green natural background.

Male Snowcap #hummingbird at @tapirvalley.bsky.social

#birds #nature

Small round bird with distinctive black and white striped pattern on its chest standing on mossy ground. It has a dark cap, rusty brown back, thin pale legs, and a short dark bill. The bird's compact shape and striking pattern are highlighted against a soft-focus natural background.

A very special little bird of the high Andes, the Crescent-faced Antpitta at Hacienda el Bosque #colombia

#birds #nature 🌿