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Dude, Where’s My Shirt?

@lostmygymshirt.bsky.social

FL/Orlando native, unobtrusive gym bro, apparent ‘daddy’ exhib, frequently naked gamer, and unabashed porn reblogger. Formerly lostmygymshirtagain and lostmygymshirt.

4,471 Followers  |  2,770 Following  |  548 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2023
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I was definitely ignored or, at the very least, not spot-checked by QA when assembled.

04.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will stand in that line

03.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll be right there

02.03.2026 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like me and my slutty lil shorts need to visit your gym sometime…

02.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well fuck

02.03.2026 17:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since I own the same one, I love it

02.03.2026 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So it’s summer already?

01.03.2026 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bring it on, bro.

01.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When and where, stud?

01.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sheerly somebody wants to wrestle?

01.03.2026 04:12 — 👍 148    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

Say less, I’ll be right there

01.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I only know sarcasm and self-deprecation. Seems to work ok tho 🤷🏻‍♂️

01.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad you’re ok, stud. I hope recovery is smooth and quick.

28.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol I have actually not done that yet. I just delete the app and pretend it doesn’t exist.

28.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And just like that, I’m done with Instagram again.

27.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Good boy

27.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t have to ask me twice. Get in there.

27.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well don’t make dad wait.

27.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The calories are the hardest part to figure out tbh

27.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Go for it, stud

27.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh, it’s you.

27.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 291    🔁 35    💬 7    📌 0

I keep trying to spend my money on Canadian products, at least then what little of the money I have isn’t going to totally fund an old pedo’s revenge tour.

27.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Off, always.

27.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Christ the quads 🥵

26.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hump day but it’s giving ✨anxiety✨

25.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 151    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

That limit does not exist

25.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need to make it happen.

25.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just go after their money. They don’t care about the rest.

25.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Definitely. They look excellent

25.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m obliged to pull that jock to the side so I can hop on

25.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0