@mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
11.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 737 🔁 169 💬 19 📌 13I like to imagine AI-gen users clap like a seal when the magic picture machine spits out an image
11.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apex Legends league matches tonight, taking an Adderall and a gummy and letting them duke it out
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Call of Duty skins will never stop being funny, because in my experience every time I fragged a Beavis or Nicki Minaj, my first thought was never "wow that's a cool skin and I want that," it was always "huh. they were really easy to spot."
10.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Internal IBM training from 1979.
10.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 85 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 0When did you start
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The nightmare may soon be over
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Let's go to the beach beach
- Nicki Minganj
Begging for a social media platform that bans AI generated content
09.11.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Surprised you were able to type this with his dick that far down your throat
09.11.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Favorite table in the place, I'm a sucker for sports themed tables with a good gimmick
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Howdy-ho, neighbor
There's also something inherently funny about playing GBC games on a Switch 2, haha
Landed in FL for Totally Rad Weekend, had some great brews and games with @winterion.com, finally met the legends @ianferguson.bsky.social and @wyattswickedgoods.com.
We've got our panel tomorrow afternoon, and hopefully beach and pool the rest of the day. Man I've missed the water.
Oh no I'm in Florida
07.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guess they union busted a load-bearing office
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Playing through Trauma Team and hearing the first 3 words spoken by character Sean Bowen like
06.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No shocker that Binnington tried to hide the puck from Ovi's 900th goal. Just classlessly butthurt as always
06.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"exclusive job opportunities" behind a paywall should be fucking illegal
06.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meme of the year candidate, he might win something after all
05.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mamdani already lowering the crime rate in NYC lol
05.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 604 🔁 133 💬 6 📌 1Went from habibi to habibti in the span of an election
05.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no, the worst fucking people are threatening to leave NYC oh nooooooooooo
05.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fireball. Never again.
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About to lose all the skin off of my hard palate
04.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currently in the middle of Mass Effect 2 (MC voiced by Jennifer Hale), Metroid Prime 3 (MC voiced by Jennifer Hale), and just finished playing some Overwatch (as Ashe, voiced by Jennifer Hale)
Voice acting legend.
The "final stages" took 14 years and two Nintendo systems, lmao
04.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is 10 am and my neighbors are blasting their music
Fuck it, I'm getting the eDrum kit when I can afford it
