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Ashley Rattner

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Utopia enthusiast and former Internet personality

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Years ago, on a whole β€˜nother website, I crowdsourced this playlist in honor of daylight savings open.spotify.com/playlist/4xi...

09.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they killed trains so we need them

08.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I need new tires I’m like β€œMaybe in 50,000 miles I’ll be able to afford the good tires!” and it never happens ✨

08.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[with my final breath, in a Tori Amos voice] Ooooohooo, time to be a ghost

07.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop making fun of Britney Spears for listing "Celebrity" as her occupation. That is literally her occupation

07.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Help I'm being shadowbanned

06.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Lisa Barlow ecstatic and naked in a bathtub filled with Wendy's french fries

Lisa Barlow ecstatic and naked in a bathtub filled with Wendy's french fries

Lisa Barlow is so Trina Sieppe coded right now

06.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate knowing how to read

04.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've seen enough. generally speaking. could do with seeing a bit less overall

04.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nightmare shit on Temu

03.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lunar Eclipse of the Heart

03.03.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was worried the February cicadas would all die because we had another frost but I am here to report this is not the case

02.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This but The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

01.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful thread

01.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rancid

28.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Uh oh."

28.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

28.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2340    πŸ” 910    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

Please livetweet!

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4855    πŸ” 4729    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 62

Same but 2004

28.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay actually I love receiving unsolicited 19th century apocalyptic tracts in the mail and I've scanned so many Shaker pamphlets if any kindly benefactor wants to bankroll my mailing them to people

27.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How can I possibly finish midterm grades under these conditions?

27.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Send me The Great Lawsuit next time you cowards

27.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sweet, sweet man

27.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"omg check who on Instagram is rewatching your story"
I literally only post interesting bugs I see. Good for them

27.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Communal Societies | Grand Valley State University

Communal Societies is now open access, kids!

26.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately a lot of states still have anti-DEI laws in effect

26.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If AI is an all-encompassing movement to rationalise and dehumanise life, and poetry necessarily asserts the human and the beyond-rational, then poetry is the only viable response to the philosophical implications of AI

Obviously I would say this because I'm a poet, but y'know... this is our moment

26.02.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

These are β€œlow enrollment” majors but the classes are regularly at capacity. They changed the funding structure a few years ago here, switching the allocation from course enrollments to majors then blamed these departments for a structural, top-down change. This is entirely a political choice.

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English department hosts fourth annual African American Read-In Jax State’s English department hosted its fourth annual African American Read-In on Tuesday from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. at Merrill Hall.
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