Borpy

Why is it such a taboo for people when you compare how other countries are maintaining/handling things differently or better than the US that the default is, "well why don't you just go live there?" Like, what's wrong with hoping and dreaming that the US can be better than it is and learn something?

Peenar bulge

Sometimes when I take medicine, I like to pretend I'm swallowing a little version of Mario and Luigi, and they're going into my body to fix all my problems like in Bowser's Inside Story 😋

Current mood: I've lost my wife in the cracker barrel gift shop

My ownership and apology for what I did in Palo Verde, Arizonan in 1995 (Sunset Limited Derailment)

Owning up:

Gotta find your letterboxd reviews where you compare every other movie to the Paul Blart series

"Endgame was cool I guess, I was just confused by the lack of fart jokes I'm accustomed to in other media 🤔"

Why don't we just make everything start an hour later to circumvent daylight savings?

Did it. I solved it. 😎

Just went scorched earth and deleted Roblox off of all the tablets at the Autism Center 😈

My Dog is such a homie, he keeps whining and tapping my leg every time I stay up too late, and guides me to the bedroom when I ask him what's wrong

I been sayin

Grok, the Twitter AI, now has sexy mode

Hey guys, anybody know where the Grok is on this thing? Asking for a friend...

I think it's really cool how quickly I've noticed these little groups of mutuals so quickly since I full sent leaving Twitter. It reminds me of the pre-fascist purchase days.

Top 3 ways to pick up chicks at a bar:

1.) "my wife thinks you're really pretty!"
2.) "I really appreciate you ordering me a drink, but I'm married."
3.) *threatening them with a demonstration of your sick ass, self taught, martial arts when they don't get the hint you're married*

Well, if "monkeying around" means being silly, and "going ape mode" means getting angry/mad, then maybe monkeys are just more whimsical than apes by proxy?

Bars.

Tonight bought to be a movie; and it's in the LOTR trilogy

Weeb ass logging on screen

"Straight jorkin my peenar in Cheswold Deleware"

Now everyone has said everything.

Federally manded employee drug test? Nah, I'd rather DEI

I'm still baffled how we can just "fry air" and what makes that shit different from an oven

If no pick, why nose hole finger shape? 🤔

This is Wholesome Chungus 100

Mood.

Mood

Had to give a 10 year old autistic child the "there's nothing wrong with being gay" talk, just for him to be like "yeah you're right. Do you wanna see how well I can draw Sonic?"

Do the Chipmunks get social security numbers?

Anna and I have been getting high and watching all of the Chipmunks movies, and the amount of times they talk about hanging out with Diddy is concerning... Do you think he ever did something to them?!! 😥

Can't believe the fucking propaganda story Timothee Chalamet took part in, erasing the part of history where Wonka enslaved an entire race of little people. smh my damn head.

Pussy so good she made me hate Plato the way I never wanna leave that cave

Of course Elon would allow a villain like that on the site, whose next, purple guy?