Rory

Insta is for basic posers, Bluesky is for ppl with actual convictions

Travelling via the automobile prevents this kinda community engagement.

(Man on e-scooter wasn’t wearing a helmet, it was on his handlebars)

(PS: if we had better infra, helmets shouldn’t be mandatory) #bikesky

Maybe Labor’s strategy is to go so far right that they can sneak in left-wing policies?

#auspol

Make way, comin’ through

#bikesky

“How many hand positions would you like?”

Yes.

I’m still gonna sail the high seas

Went to the LXRP meeting in Merri-bek this evening. Was told that we need signalised crossings along the bike path because cars refuse to stop at pedestrian wombat crossings and people with accessibility issues need the time to cross the road. They'll do everything but penalise drivers. #bikesky

Why does AI insist on validating my prompt?

Cheeky!

Fact: Middle aged men with the lightest bikes have the heaviest cars 🫠

PM apologises if Grace Tame 'difficult' label misinterpreted Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has offered a qualified apology for calling 2021 Australian of the Year and child sexual abuse survivor Grace Tame "difficult", saying he was referring to her "difficul...

Oh, FUCK. OFF.

Albo keeps punching himself in the balls

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Another day, another bike lane blocked by a stupid car #bikesky

Tim Wilson retains ‘terrible’ bet against Australian share market that profits when economy slumps The Liberal MP has continued to hold investment that makes money when Australia’s benchmark falls even after his appointment as shadow treasurer

Shouldn’t he resign for this massive conflict

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

If I were to grade Albo since he became PM, it's a big fat fuckin' D-

Spoiler: It will be much worse than feared.

Message to Australia, & the City of Gold Coast specifically (who I advised for a while years ago).

Allowing a “Trump Tower” on your skyline was a big mistake even before he went into politics. Just google my name and Trump Tower Vancouver for an example.

Fucking leave.

Trump’s #SOTU address summed up

Shadow minister for immigration.

You’re gonna make me search for it 🫠

How long will these distractions go on for? It’s all because of the Epstein files. Is he going to invade Iran to further distract? I’m tired, boss.

from TMZ MAR-A-LAGO ARMED GUNMAN FIXATED ON EPSTEIN FILES WEEK BEFORE SHOOTING 02/22/2026 2:10 PM PST The armed man shot and killed by Secret Service agents outside President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago property Sunday had grown increasingly obsessed with the Epstein files and was also a vocal supporter of Trump ... TMZ has learned.

quelle surprise www.tmz.com/2026/02/22/m...

Kinda unnecessary but fun #bikesky

I die a little inside each time I hear about someone's bicycle being stolen. #bikesky

a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers

Can we use our credit card as a Myki yet?

It’s insane they went with CGI dwarfs in Snow White. It looks so bad

There should be a hierarchy for road rules with the most vulnerable getting preference.

Pedestrians, bikes, motorbikes, cars, trucks.

In this example the black car has right of way but it wouldn’t hurt them to have to wait

#bikesky

Lord Farquhar energy in the comments section on a post about an 18 year high in pedestrian deaths thanks to larger cars.

I hate Copilot

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Why does a presidential administration building need a ballroom