Bret Eagleston

It's upsetting because there are literally 12000 homeless here, and with the city's $244M housing budget we could just pay rent for ALL of the homeless people in town and not even touch the extra $100M, but instead we're going to put 600 more people back on the street.

This is hell, we live in hell

Two related headlines and no hope for anyone involved to connect the dots and fix it:

Multnomah County proposes closing nearly a third of its homeless shelter beds next year ($87M deficit)

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Portland's new city administrator addresses discovery of over $100M in unspent housing funds

So I decided to reheat my mashed potatoes casserole-style, covered in mozzarella so it got a crispy cheesy skin, and it's officially the best version of potatoes I've ever made

My 4 year old is getting into D&D so we're running a little campaign with his preschool friends. From the game last night, it's the dark wizard Broccolius, leader of the Veggie Cabal, and his henchmen the Sprout Twins and Gary Garlic

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Bro fr. I'm glad you had fun though! Why can't life just be conventions, adventures and being together with friends? 🤷‍♂️

Do you want 400, 800, or 1200 calories of creamer with your double shot?

Seems more aspirational 😁

An attempt at fancy plating for a cucumber tomato burrata salad. Cucumber slices are on the bottom, topped with a fan of alternating red and yellow heirloom tomatoes. A whole burrata sits in the middle of the fan, with one more slice of tomato leaned up against. Salt, black pepper, and three types of balsamic vinegar garnish the dish.

A second image of the dish and place setting, along with a glass of red wine

Did a fancy dinner, cucumber caprese carpaccio salad w/ burrata. I need to take a plating class, I know this could look fancier, but it was 🤌 I usually do a Mediterranean-style cubed/chopped thing with the tomatoes and cucumbers, but I think the texture of the thin slice layers kicked it up a notch.

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@breebird33.bsky.social did you see this? Kraftwerk gear for auction 👀 www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...

D&MotherfugginD streamed directly out of Bezos's ass. Come watch us do some Pirate shiddd. Tell a friend. It's time theft time, log on, tune in, check out.
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Gosh that couldn't have anything to do with this could it?

DEA: shit we're not doing a great job, quick someone think up an impressive amount of drugs to say that we confiscated.

Dr Evil: one MILLION....

This number is clearly too big right? How much cocaine do you use? This assumes that every cocaine user in the US would have used ~1lb of cocaine so far this year, and that's just the confiscated amount. Maybe I'm just a baby, but this can't be correct. WHAT IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF COCAINE?

I guess I should tag @josketh.bsky.social @thepatedwards.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social and @jennpeig.bsky.social

Me, Pat, Josh, Tim's empty chair, and Jennifer on a zoom call waiting to start our D&D stream.

I'm gonna be day drinking for the next two hours playing D&D with my buds, come watch! → www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc

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Tldr; High quality edits faster than you'd expect.

I've edited over 10,000 hours of educational content for LinkedIn and have my own editing team. I do expert level audio post prod, and can help with content dev. Also my kid and I are SciShow fans!

12:30 and we just finished decorating for the kiddo's 4th birthday. I'm very lucky to get to enjoy this beautiful chaos.

Do a time theft and watch us play D&D at work!

That it is! Man, what a blast from the past. That was fun to record

@hankgreen.bsky.social bro did you see what your recommended search was on TT???

Apparently Megalopolis is so poorly received that nobody even noticed that it's not available to stream, rent or buy anymore. Crazy

It's me! Come watch!

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If you need a distraction during the workday Wayward Shores returns tomorrow at 2pm East. Join @timlanning.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social & @jennpeig.bsky.social as they sail deadly seas ducking bounty hunters, pirates, & a myriad of other terrors!

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Imagine you, a vampire with the most successful propaganda campaign in history tricking people into inviting you into their homes. Millions welcome you. They buy each other gifts in your name, leave you offerings and go to bed early so as not to interrupt your arrival. Santa Claus is coming to town.

Alt text: me eating a healthy and responsible cucumber snack, then immediately slamming a beer

My 3yo playing Cuphead 👀

I’m hyped for this week’s ep of Wayward Shores w/ @timlanning.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social

The crew is leading a team of 20 adventurers on an assault at a floating fortress ship of a dwarven crime syndicate

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I updated my Kofi with a bunch a stuff-- old, new, and in between!
ko-fi.com/emkay

Everything is just up there so u don't need to tip to see but I appreciate if u wanna buy me a little tea uwu (i don't like coffee qq)

I forgot to take a picture of the one from tonight, so that's a photo of the one that crawled out of the pillowcase on my bed a few weeks ago.