aurora

nobody laughs harder at their own terrible jokes than an unfunny white man

i will report you

this is textbook love bombing kids, do not fall for it
she spent the entire afternoon pissing me off
@morosefloweret.bsky.social

being the friend group photographer means that even if my friends and i stop talking i will always be there, i will haunt them forever

at this point you and the old ladies at work are the sole reason i have an ounce of self confidence

i truly do not know how to talk about my insecurities without it sounding like i am fishing for compliments…
i am being honest when i say i am undesirable, i am not just waiting for you to take pity and tell me the opposite

it’s hard being the ugly friend without sounding like a pick me lol

it’s been a while!!

also pls do not that rachel and i have matching hair✨

the constant struggle of explaining clients that my boss isn’t my mother

the number of italian artists i listen to has lately increased to three and all i can say is that i like a yearner in any language

after three years of working in the service industry i finally snapped st a customer, i may have started to cry out od frustration afterwards but who cares

to save an empire – a #dramione royalty au

guess who’s back!! updates will resume in january🥰🖤

link – archiveofourown.org/works/489368...

no thank you

someone just asked me for directions in milan, i look like a local, biggest compliment ever

pity i am at work then!!

you literally can’t even see my face

@morosefloweret.bsky.social and i are officially broken up, i am looking for a new best friend.

what does it say about me that the fictional characters i relate to the most are grumpy bisexual men?

am i debating getting a vpn just for THAT tv series? well yeah leave me alone

if it makes you feel any better i love you!!

if only there was a way to rectify that

i have officially started the game changers series and need someone to talk about it with bc @morosefloweret.bsky.social isn’t allowed to hear about it

my spotify wrapped was hijacked by my trip to the us this summer, i blame @morosefloweret.bsky.social (the songs have nothing to do with her whatsoever)

barely 9 am and this man got me defending the catholic church
ME?! DEFENDING THE CHURCH?!

to be fair i did basically have 12 hours shift yesterday and was exhausted when i got home, otherwise please do act out whenever you feel like it

or MAYBE everyone needs to chill out that one time i fall asleep at a decent hour

reading mate and why the fuck is koen respecting his celibacy vow more than catholic priests do?

the more lore i discover about one of my cousin’s girlfriend the more i hate her

sometimes i wonder if i am faking being queer for attention but then i get the all consuming need for a woman to sit on my face and i stop wondering

i am turning 24 in 4 days, i hate it here

last night i fell asleep thinking about regina and rodrick