Vico Ortiz

I am legit impressed! Hehe i just got the book and I’m thirsting to start it but I’m really trying to stay on schedule rather than ahead 😅 this lil thirsty poster is not helping my temptations lol 😂

Vico Ortiz (@vicoortiz10) I’m back in LA for a brief week to do some admin before leaving again for a few months. Went to my office to grab my mail and got this delicious goodie from non other than TJ Alexander (character art ...

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@tjalexandernyc.bsky.social you and your team are a delightful menace hehehe

Anyways yall should join book club! 😈

Last year was awesome! Can’t wait for 2026! 🫶🏽✨

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Jejeje 🥰

“te guillaste, mano” meaning “you outdid yourself, bro” (derogatory)

Mano is short for hermano
Guillaste, guillo, guillarse can mean both a good thing or a bad thing pending on the context heheh

IYKYK 🌿✨

Today! 😈
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So excited!!! 🥹🫶🏽✨

At the end of the month she'll join the Book Club Meet-up for a little hang to yap about "The Starving Saints"! Throughout the month you can also read-a-long using the StoryGraph app. Go to my Substack Link in my bio to join all the fun!

“The Starving Saints" was chosen for December's Book Club on my Substack so I haven't read the book yet ^_^ I'm excited to get to know Caitlin on this IG live, have a little glimpse of the writing process and promote her other works.

Join me (Vico Ortiz) and Caitlin Starling, who is a bestselling and award-winning writer of horror-tinged speculative fiction this Thursday December 4th at 12pm PST/3pm EST to yap and get hyped about "The Starving Saints" and more!

Ngl… with all the things that are happening in the world right now seeing everyone’s reactions to this is lowkey making me cry 🥹🥲🫶🏽
I’m sharing that happiness, that joy, that euphoria and celebration with all of yall 🫂✨

🥹🥲🫶🏽 Can confirm ✨

It is 🥰✨

Glad yall had a blast!! 🥹🫶🏽 so damn impressed at the research!! 😮‍💨🙌🏽

November's Activity Schedules! Substack lives, Book Club, Parallel Play Sessions!

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It’s gonna be a sweet and tender month 🥹🫶🏽

lol I found out last week at a Halloween party.. someone was dressed as one of the characters and I shouted “hellz yeah Fionna and Cake!” And they were like “premieres this coming Thursday!” Lol 💀

Omg!! Damn I gotta catch up too!

🥹🫶🏽 congratulations to August for writing such a delectable book!! I had a blast reading it 😮‍💨🙌🏽

It’s gorgeous 🥹🫶🏽

Awww yay!! It was a very fun one hehehe

Yesssss it’s on my list of possible funding options! Thank you 🥹🫶🏽

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Thirsty Silly Goosin' | Vico Ortiz | Substack Join Vico Ortiz as they muse about the world, support you with audio affirmations and overshare stories about their life and relationships through silly, wholesome and at times slutty story telling! C...

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Check out my page and subscribe! There’s tons of sweet, wholesome and thirsty things available already 🥹🫶🏽

I don’t wanna be dramatic but I spent this morning re-branding my substack after sobbing all day yesterday because I gotta pay taxes and I don’t wanna fund a g3noc!de. Find me riding this thirsty silly goose dopamine high until the end of the day at the very least 😮‍💨🙌🏽

I do look like my one brother if I add a lil facial hair 😅

Hahahaha what can I say? I’m a bit of a chameleon lol 😂

I guess one of the ways you end up breaking the rules is by *really* trying to follow them at some point 😅

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Join me September 6th at 10am PST! Ticket link in my bio! 🥹🫶🏽

Tons of affirmations and guided meditations already available 🥹🫶🏽

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