Warhammer and Sickle 👻

Double Bones is on the syllabus then?

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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Yup. I wouldn't even touch it with a VPN

The sheer joy and excitement my youngest displays over totally mundane things is nothing short of wonderful

crypto bro pretending he's rich and that a woman can tolerate him for likes on the X platform formerly known as Twitter

The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.

Heck yeah you're pretty and go you for internalising it!

What I'm getting from this is I need to order stuff from you

To be fair, Name of the Wind was decent; it's Wise Man's Fear where it all went wrong

Especially if the story takes such a colossal nosedive as this one

Serving Irish Car Bombs in the bar?

Since all these conservative shitgibbons who are mourning Charlie Kirk love the Bible so much I think Hosea 8:7 is rather apt: "For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind"

Me, a cis man with two kids who happens to have small hands and no prominent Adams Apple: "I guess I'm a biological female then"

Perfect, no notes

Charlie Kirk's family are obviously crisis actors

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

My favourite so far.

Rot in piss, Charlie Kirk

Clean, but no shading or highlights, and that head swap goes against established lore

A green tin advertising Listerine Cigarettes

The back of the tin claiming the cigarettes are "cooling and soothing."

In the 1930s, Listerine cigarettes were created. The tobacco was infused with the same antiseptic oils used in the mouthwash for a "cooling and soothing effect." Listerine cigarettes were evidently not very popular because there is almost no record of their existence.

They're really determined to keep up the pretense that the Imperium is good

All the people who were screaming that Biden was one fumbled word from being spoonfed in a nursing home seems mysteriously quiet

I BOUGHT ONE

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

The smols have a smattering of leopard print garmets we've ended up with in various second-hand bundles, they are currently still smol enough for it to look cute

Otherwise the only acceptable use is fake fur on a punk rock jacket

Quick reminder that Harry Potter was and will always be fucking trash. So many better authors and stories out there by writers who aren't human garbage.

Largest strike in history brings India to a standstill

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Solidarity to all taking action yesterday across #India 🇮🇳

#9JulyGeneralStrike

ACAB *especially* includes Chase from Paw Patrol