🍉🌸Juli🌸🍉

When my boss caught me putting up flyers and stickers saying to boycott Israeli products, he told me he can't find other non-israeli suppliers because his business would go bankrupt

If/when Norway imposes boycotts on Israel at a state level I wonder what he'll have to say, will he admit guilt?

Wanting to get stoned and scream-sing Sleepyhead rn

>me
>downloads app
>expecting more flush UI for my phone
>press a widget in the app
>widget is actually a link
>link takes me to the app-makers website
>the website is the same unoptimised one that anyone can access with a web-browser
>truly peak app design

He braked really hard last second, but by that time he was like already in front of me and would've hit me if i didn't stop dead in my tracks; so he just kept rolling, prolly 15km/h or so

Walked over crosswalk, car didn't see me (idiot), I obviously see him, I keep walking until he passes right in front of me; literally

I kick his brake light in and run to my bus which I know leaves in a minute cuz of the LCD sign at the front of the bus

Juli: 1
(now cracked) brake light: 0

Tried to make a Big Mac, had to ommit one patty though cuz the burger was so big already😭

I will one day find a curry recipie that is too spicy for me, but that day is not today

Curry is so fkn good omgggg

Ethan is the biggest loser in the world, he is the bottom of the barrel, the last part of sugar-free nutella that no one can quite reach with their knife, so they don't bother, and just wash the jar and throw it away instead; trash, worthless and a waste of space on this godforsaken earth

Herregud

I just watched the Hasan debate with Ethan

I think i'm a masochist

It's a good day to not be a zionist

Bye bye, wheel👋

I donate 33kr (3€) to Wikipedia each month, each year, for as long as free information is available on the internet

Why can't you?

Curry pizza:3

@vixine.bsky.social

Essays are just academic yapping

I got a 1000kr fine today😔

Netflix & Chill

Game & Turkey

Hotel, Trivago

This was pretty good ngl

Eri :03 OA @mandateofheaven.bsky.social • 5h We should bring back Scumbag Steve as a meme. I think modern society could do some great things with him. • •• Tora Heart | Life Goes On @lesbiansforeve... • 5h I have never heard of this man Eri :03 0Д @mandateofheaven.bsky.social Follow You are a mewling sniveling infant, not 30 feet from her mother's womb, with the umbilical cord still attached and in effect. Of course you know nothing of Scumbag Steve. How could you when you know naught about greater existence as a whole.

Just got my hearing test results - turns out my eardrums are concave and don’t vibrate properly. I thought that was normal, since when I equalize the pressure and they flatten, everything sounds painfully loud… but apparently that’s how I’m actually supposed to hear

Curious...

Making burgers is my bread and butter... And patties of course

I keep sneezing, and my nose is constantly runny

I have literally never been allergic to anything wtf

Egg

I can read the package instructions five times and still see "1–1,5 dl" as "1–1,5 l" when adding water.

It’s one thing to gloss over details, but reading it repeatedly and STILL fucking it up is so insanely frustrating; makes me wonder how i fucking survive day to day lmao

No stew for me ig

Omg transpersoner!!!!!!!!

Appetittvekkende

This reads like a poem from the baroque era, so beautiful

Adding it to the writing idea folder😌

🌥️

I never noticed just how similar the story of Oneshot is to Shelter by Porter Robinson

I get why I liked this game they way I did now