2BDAMNED

Ok, and? You don’t work here anymore, do you?

Oh, pride month is almost over. Oh well, I’ll pull out all the stops next year- promise.

now everyone has to look at MEE

phobos can you be mean to their son

nothing. i’m just making a joke about how my hank is not normal-looking but doesn’t know it.

i see we've regressed to rawr xD speech.

guy who hasn't seen himself in a mirror for 30 years voice:

lmaoooo

it's okay. we can just hang out.

but you're endearing. i quite enjoy talking to you.

twisted fucking cycle path

nothing nefarious, i promise. i just want to see you.

?

don’t worry. i have nothing nefarious in mind.

trying to find you, mostly.

ugh. tired. i stayed up all night.

ive never killed anyone

meow

he’s literally telling the truth.

i don't know.

no.

i don’t know. it was the first adjective that came to mind.

of course not.

my apologies, hank

make a new one.

yes i can.

you heard me.

to the abnormal yet highly endearing hank, i’m working on a way to get to you.

to my hank, im going to leave you be. you have no further use for me. i’m deleting your email address.

that sounds so cool… you ought to keep doing it.

who do you think would kidnap you?!