shut up and eat your shit sandwich, MAGA. you voted for it
boo fucking hoo
here's today's post: "shut up and eat your shit sandwich, MAGA. you voted for it" — the cultists are having a big sad because it turns out tariffs suck.
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Congrats, President Destructo.
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Two front pages of the Economist. The first is dated October 25, 2024 and says “The Envy of the Workd” and has dollars bill rocketing into the sky in celebration of the US economy.
The second front page is dated this week April 5th. It’s headline is “Ruination Day” and pictures Trump sawing a hole in the group the shape of the US.
22 weeks apart.
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"Today Wisconsin said loudly, that justice does not have a price, our courts are not for sale!" - Justice Susan Crawford
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