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Next we have unisex adult fox onesies that fit all sizes!
Next up we have guinea pig slippers!
Next up we have this live crab aquarium, with included crabs and coral!
A very decorative offering!
Next with have a buildable nest cradle for your babies!
Starting off today we offer you: BNUUY. It’s very cute and adorable
08.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
It’s time for AMAZING COMMODITIES
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Bnuuy will appear on Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities tomorrow.
08.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Followed up by an original Ike Gyokuran painting!
10.11.2025 08:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Whatever, let’s keep this show going.
Next up we have Christmas bunny hats! Complete with little faces!
Followed up by…”photos of Goro Akechi shirtless-“
Where the hell is the mobile taco maker?!
I swear if it was added to next week instead of this week…
Next up we have a puppy Christmas cookie molds, if you want to get a little ruff for the holidays!
10.11.2025 08:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2
Followed up by an entity only known as…The Creechur.
10.11.2025 08:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1This time we got some jolly, something funny, something that’ll get you laughing all the way! We have, Christmas clowns! Spice up your holiday season with comedy!
10.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2
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We back at it again!
Spooky season is no longer among us and thanksgiving is just the filler arc between Halloween and Christmas, let’s get festive baby!
And finally, we have Futaba Sakura stream merch!
*shows a shirt of mousetaba that says “Squeak!” and another of Chibi Futaba drinking boba tea*
Got it.
19.10.2025 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To be honest sir, I don’t know how he got there.
19.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Next up we have the Kuon Ichinose compendium of Digital Science+Cognitive Psychology.
Followed up by a pair of gamer girl cat headphones!
Followed up by these golden retriever onesies! Four for adults and four for the kiddos!
19.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1This time we have a great two in one deal!
For this very popular Chagall make up set you get…
*holds up @itwasallyellow.bsky.social by the leg*
A free fishing set!
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And this guy!
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Welcome back to Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities!
Followed up by…
*pulls out @mothermoto.bsky.social from a hat*
This!
Next up we have a new home recording system for novices! And a book “How to not fuck up a movie!”
21.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1This week we have something for the young folk! A new Neo Featherman PS5 with the newest Neo Featherman game: Neo Featherman: Attack Of Phantom X!
Following up that is this small lemon themed bunny food plate!
Your honor, it’s time for the funny cashgrab.
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And finally we have this dinosaur welcome mat! Welcoming strangers into Jurassic World!
followed up by a floral calendar made by Iwatodai’s Emiko Iwasaki!
Next we have this cheetah onesie that come with an actual tail! It fits all sizes too!
Which is followed up we have this giant sized crepe shaped like a cat!
I might be a conman but I ain’t no weirdo.
08.09.2025 05:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Next we have Metroid Prime figures! With a chance to win a rare Samus statue!
Followed up by a Pikmin blanket!
This time we have a special deal. We have…a rare Indian Flying Fox with golden fur! Followed up by two rare bengal tiger cubs!
08.09.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2
It’s time for Sunday night commodities!
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