They were a'jack-hammering all morning long and now an industrial sized wood chipper is parked in front of my window, which is about where I was mentally any way so this all tracks, the universe is a relatable girlie turns out
04.03.2026 20:21 —
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What if I also told you it was cooked at a world renowned restaurant?
04.03.2026 01:05 —
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This is one of our best episodes yet! Come for The Twilight Zone insight, stay for the recap of that one time Werner Herzog ate his own shoe!
03.03.2026 22:23 —
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AI could never
02.03.2026 21:38 —
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No, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
02.03.2026 21:30 —
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Man, beans are just the best.
02.03.2026 21:03 —
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Don’t you tarnish large Marge’s legacy here
02.03.2026 03:45 —
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A Little Stomp is now live in my shop if you’re looking for a dopamine hit in the current hellscape! I should also have mentioned the 25% off everything sale that’s going on until midnight tonight *ages ago* but I am terrible at marketing! (Shares welcome)
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01.03.2026 12:25 —
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If Guillermo Del Toro cast this as a ghoul in his next movie folks will say he went too far.
01.03.2026 23:16 —
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Democrats stop making “conceding points” your opening gambit, part infinity
01.03.2026 21:55 —
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A photo of a white man with a mustache grimace smiling while wearing a black beanie and a winter coat.
The words “living just in case things get better” are in a white font in the middle of the picture.
The millennial mantra
01.03.2026 06:44 —
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Yeah, I hated that
01.03.2026 17:42 —
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01.03.2026 02:14 —
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average person cheering for war in iran
28.02.2026 16:13 —
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It is unfair that we all have to pay rent tomorrow
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28.02.2026 20:43 —
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Evergreen (sadly) 🤼♂️
28.02.2026 17:46 —
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Tired of these scumfucks
28.02.2026 18:16 —
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James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
hey gen z welcome to republican governance
28.02.2026 14:02 —
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* Checks calendar *
‘Olympics over.’
Aw fuck is it war season again already?
28.02.2026 07:53 —
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I fucking hate it here
28.02.2026 17:13 —
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Trump literally said “some of you may die but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.” Drippy brain has gone full Farquaad.
28.02.2026 17:10 —
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Being a millennial, the sixth or seventh unprovoked stupid war hits different but still sucks nonetheless
28.02.2026 07:51 —
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This basically also happened to me
28.02.2026 07:31 —
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Love Veda but naw, ELP v Take
28.02.2026 04:42 —
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Shit I might need Honor Club
28.02.2026 02:28 —
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Another great riff. The cheese in this webisode gets cranked to an 11. Also happy birthday to the one and only @maryjopehl.bsky.social!
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@longwall26.bsky.social
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I keep hearing about this thing "beanmouth" and it all sounds very scary. Hope I don't come down with it.
27.02.2026 22:36 —
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NM they're actually very angry
27.02.2026 21:30 —
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Oh no the Vikings are sad now
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