Puppy Wilder 🔜 MIR

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No u 😤

Who’s exited for lubey phone cameras and a hotel full of shiny degenerates?! THIS DOG 💙🖤
Catch ya boi at MIR 😏

As long as there’s Villainous, d̶i̶a̶p̶e̶r̶s̶, and wine, I’m down 👀

Lies and scandal. I always uphold the highest standard of Big™

I’ll need to in order to survive this month 😵‍💫

It’s a @toppedtoys.com gape keeper, I forgot the size. It fills me up tho 😵‍💫🥵 I definitely need to size up, it’s getting a lil too comfortable 😏

Not even 36 hours in and I’m already wearing my biggest plug all day 😵‍💫
This is gonna be a long month 🫠

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I’m already feral enough as it is 😤

Ah shit, here we go again 🔒

Day 1/31, let’s get it

Systemic correction to support the rights of workers? You’re so right! Such a smart daddy

😇

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Wilder Quote of the day:

@dadvoid.bsky.social: So you’re calling Daddy a fascist?!

Wilder: Daddy is just a cog in the capitalist machine

I better get more than 1 tally out of you then 😏

Apologies, I forgot to tag the “artist”

Good dog behavior at Market Days 😏

I blame tequila and rooftop pools for my down slide into insanity last night 😅

I’d like to formally apologize for my drunk bluskeets last night. 𝘼𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 making cumcube margaritas is “gross” and “why would anyone drink that” ( ̶I̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶ 😇)

Anyway here’s some Wilder tail as penance for my sins

What is cum if not a salt rim 😘

Honestly it does an excellent job of replacing saline in a drink 👌🏻

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Listen. I’m tipsy, I’m pretty, I can bluskeet what I want

It’s irrelevant that my marg was blended with roughly 10 loads of frozen cum 👀😇

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If you want to upset @puptracer.bsky.social , offer him a marg blended with someone’s cum ice cubes 😈

Pink?! (Oh huff, i think i like that 😵‍💫)

I think it’s time that this pup got a new cage. Some something metal, maybe something smaller, maybe a different color, maybe something else(?). Any recommendations? 👉🏻👈🏻

(Thirst trap for engagement and good boy points 😘)

Leakyyyy smol babbbb 😘

Bringin’ Brat Pup Summer back 🖤💚

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