Capers with everything. Nobody stops you. There is no god
01.03.2026 09:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going. πYorkshire, UK My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s My recent skoots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
Capers with everything. Nobody stops you. There is no god
01.03.2026 09:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I turn 50 this year. It gets worse!
01.03.2026 09:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grinning buffoon outside Ghostbusters HQ
Me, but on a really good day
27.02.2026 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me eating wholewheat pasta: Congratulations, now even food is miserable
27.02.2026 15:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me eating brown rice: Now I'm full and I didn't enjoy it
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Matt Goodwin is upset and this pleases me.
But yeah, seeing the Tories relegated to Monster Raving Loony levels is a joy to see.
A book: A Kind of Loving, by Stan Barstow. With a parody cover, featuring North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his daughter walking hand in hand in front of a tracked launcher with an ICBM ready for launching
Mildly obsessed with this.
26.03.2025 18:12 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0To a crisp gotta be the most classic way to be burnt
22.02.2026 20:26 β π 153 π 38 π¬ 6 π 0What happens when you wait for power for 14 years and then you get in and do NOTHING VISIBLE?
27.02.2026 08:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goodbye to the Tory party? Has he looked who's in his team recently π Refried has-beens
27.02.2026 07:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Miller, Vance, Vought. The fact they are often all together in the same place is amazing.
27.02.2026 07:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haha well done Green Party! And especially fuck off Matt Goodwin π Brilliant news.
27.02.2026 07:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are fucking DELIGHTFUL. Imagine a leader who is willing to be seen to be imperfect, who takes instruction and learns from their mistakes. Who sets a good example to the kids.
26.02.2026 22:33 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0All I can suggest in return is to listen all the Genesis albums from 1972 to 1976 π
26.02.2026 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pretti Good!
We haven't forgotten you.
Things feel especially crappy today and I have a free afternoon in my office. I wanna take a break from food for a bit, and pivot to music, which always helps ease my mood. For every 20 "likes", I'll reply to this thread with a random song that I think you should listen to π
26.02.2026 18:13 β π 979 π 24 π¬ 13 π 1Great thread! Found some new gems in there.
26.02.2026 19:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Creator of precious childhood memories. We've lost a talent. RIP
26.02.2026 17:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was literally just looking at Red Dwarf pictures for a silly thing. What the hell. RIP
26.02.2026 17:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Humblebrag
24.02.2026 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Born on the Fourth of July?
Am I cancelled now
What about kiwi? Covered in fuzzy felt, full of irritating crunchy seeds. Taste not worth fighting for. Hostile fruit.
23.02.2026 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just had 9 days off work and it's not enough at all
22.02.2026 19:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hesketh pretending that the DOD is now the department of war
All because little freaks like Hesketh want to cosplay at being macho warriors
22.02.2026 18:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought the GOP weren't into free healthcare
22.02.2026 10:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Before autotune
m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2X5...
So you think YOU'RE depressed? I just accidentally scalded my hand and dropped a hot carton of delicious Chinese sweet and sour chicken into a sink full of washing-up water.
Insult and injury.
I should call her
21.02.2026 12:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Think my friend John Spartan has this round his gaff
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