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Jimmy Zed

@zootius.bsky.social

Follow me. I don't know where we're going. πŸ“Yorkshire, UK My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s My recent skoots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64

1,661 Followers  |  822 Following  |  3,564 Posts  |  Joined: 30.06.2023
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Capers with everything. Nobody stops you. There is no god

01.03.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turn 50 this year. It gets worse!

01.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5213    πŸ” 1572    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 62
Grinning buffoon outside Ghostbusters HQ

Grinning buffoon outside Ghostbusters HQ

Me, but on a really good day

27.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me eating wholewheat pasta: Congratulations, now even food is miserable

27.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me eating brown rice: Now I'm full and I didn't enjoy it

27.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Goodwin is upset and this pleases me.
But yeah, seeing the Tories relegated to Monster Raving Loony levels is a joy to see.

27.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A book: A Kind of Loving, by Stan Barstow.
With a parody cover, featuring North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his daughter walking hand in hand in front of a tracked launcher with an ICBM ready for launching

A book: A Kind of Loving, by Stan Barstow. With a parody cover, featuring North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his daughter walking hand in hand in front of a tracked launcher with an ICBM ready for launching

Mildly obsessed with this.

26.03.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To a crisp gotta be the most classic way to be burnt

22.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

What happens when you wait for power for 14 years and then you get in and do NOTHING VISIBLE?

27.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodbye to the Tory party? Has he looked who's in his team recently πŸ˜‚ Refried has-beens

27.02.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Miller, Vance, Vought. The fact they are often all together in the same place is amazing.

27.02.2026 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha well done Green Party! And especially fuck off Matt Goodwin πŸ˜‚ Brilliant news.

27.02.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are fucking DELIGHTFUL. Imagine a leader who is willing to be seen to be imperfect, who takes instruction and learns from their mistakes. Who sets a good example to the kids.

26.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I can suggest in return is to listen all the Genesis albums from 1972 to 1976 😊

26.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretti Good!
We haven't forgotten you.

26.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things feel especially crappy today and I have a free afternoon in my office. I wanna take a break from food for a bit, and pivot to music, which always helps ease my mood. For every 20 "likes", I'll reply to this thread with a random song that I think you should listen to 😎

26.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 979    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

Great thread! Found some new gems in there.

26.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Creator of precious childhood memories. We've lost a talent. RIP

26.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was literally just looking at Red Dwarf pictures for a silly thing. What the hell. RIP

26.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Humblebrag

24.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Born on the Fourth of July?
Am I cancelled now

23.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about kiwi? Covered in fuzzy felt, full of irritating crunchy seeds. Taste not worth fighting for. Hostile fruit.

23.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just had 9 days off work and it's not enough at all

22.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hesketh pretending that the DOD is now the department of war

Hesketh pretending that the DOD is now the department of war

All because little freaks like Hesketh want to cosplay at being macho warriors

22.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the GOP weren't into free healthcare

22.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
YES - Owner of a Lonely Heart - shred.
YouTube video by Satori Song YES - Owner of a Lonely Heart - shred.

Before autotune
m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2X5...

22.02.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

So you think YOU'RE depressed? I just accidentally scalded my hand and dropped a hot carton of delicious Chinese sweet and sour chicken into a sink full of washing-up water.

Insult and injury.

21.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should call her

21.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think my friend John Spartan has this round his gaff

21.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0