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Dad, video game lover, person. He/him Also on Threads: @RNJesus86

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Post image 11.09.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The commercial is burned in my brain.

The future is Forsaken
The future is Forsaken
The future is Forsaken
The future is Forsaken
The future is Forsaken

03.09.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The history books will just have a chapter labeled "Big Balls."

We are an embarrassment.

14.08.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright Bill, do the right thing here. Say this:

"Yes, Donald Trump, Jeff Epstein, and I did unspeakable things on that island. All three of us. The Three Molesteers if you will. We were like brothers. Donald, Jeff, and I were inseparable."

10.08.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Premium Edition Steelbook (Code in Box)"

"Premium Edition Steelbook (Code in Box)"

Fucking "Premium Edition Steelbook (Code in Box)" will always kill me.

03.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least she didn't learn anything and will continue to facilitate fascist bullshit.

03.08.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon pikachu with his mouth open . Alt: a close up of a cartoon pikachu with his mouth open .
03.08.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surprised Pikachu GIF Alt: Surprised Pikachu GIF

This gif is getting a lot of mileage recently.

26.07.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rowdy Roddy Piper Predicts His Own Death: Real Sports (HBO)
YouTube video by HBO Rowdy Roddy Piper Predicts His Own Death: Real Sports (HBO)

Roddy Piper would have probably had more medical and financial intervention, both earlier and later in life, if that unionization attempt had succeeded.

Unrelated fact, both Vince McMahon (still alive) and Linda McMahon (still alive) are worth over $3 billion EACH.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=phRN...

26.07.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Telegraph

"Premature death is endemic in the wrestling world - Hulk Hogan is the latest example."

The Telegraph "Premature death is endemic in the wrestling world - Hulk Hogan is the latest example."

Folks, you're like three or four decades late to the story here.

Hogan helped quash a unionization attempt early on that would have provided these folks with better compensation, hours, PTO, and medical assistance when needed. He and Vince engineered a factory of human suffering that profited them.

26.07.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cleaning out my PS Store wish list, and found this relic.

LOL

26.07.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a pikachu with its mouth open Alt: a close up of a pikachu with its mouth open
21.07.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally. Only took you 30 years, slowpoke.

21.06.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These Japanese charts are making the rounds atm. No game-key cards in the top 10. Only Yakuza 0: Director's Cut briefly appeared on 9th place in an earlier version. Even among games with low sales, game-key cards are left behind. One can only hope it stays that way.

20.06.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Law enforcement should have to show their faces, have badge IDs that are obviously distinct and hard to replicate, and we should have a way to verify that badge ID before ever engaging with cops as if they're cops.

Dude looked so much like a cop that he fooled other cops.

15.06.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be REAL interested in how the media covers this and what the reactions are. Obviously, more details to come.

Also, "looking for a white man with brown hair and a firearm in Minnesota" isn't as helpful as they may think.

14.06.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (Steam) is $4.79 on Fanatical buff.ly/9J2URwF #ad
$9.99 US eShop buff.ly/N1nqf8L
$9.99 US PSN buff.ly/a8yvA2p

Deck playable

07.06.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
03.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be a shame if you read the bill.

03.06.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The prisoner cells are this way

The prisoner cells are this way

I don't wanna brag, but when they're full to the brim, that's a sign we're doing our job really darned right!

I don't wanna brag, but when they're full to the brim, that's a sign we're doing our job really darned right!

I thought I was a sign of the erosion of the fabric of society.

I thought I was a sign of the erosion of the fabric of society.

02.06.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dr. Doom: You have struggled under inequality...

Dr. Doom: You have struggled under inequality...

... There is a certain standard of living ...

... There is a certain standard of living ...

...Every nation will provide free health care...

...Every nation will provide free health care...

... Every nation will provide free schooling...

... Every nation will provide free schooling...

Wait, hold on Dr. Doom, I was unaware of your game...

31.05.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hindenburg Research shorts Roblox, alleging inflated metrics.

Hindenburg Research shorts Roblox, alleging inflated metrics.

It's a Roblox scam and the numbers are probably fake.

31.05.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rofl. Fucking do it. Top to bottom, and fire anyone who fails.

All Congressional staffers, 89% of the Cabinet and staff, Elon hinselft, a bunch of Supreme Court staff, at least 40% of ICE, most FBI and CIA leadership...

30.05.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screencap from "Ratshaker." The Rat says "I wonder if a fall from this high will kill me?"

Screencap from "Ratshaker." The Rat says "I wonder if a fall from this high will kill me?"

Me, in every game ever about to test if there's fall damage:

29.05.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One benefited you while the other benefits a bunch of rich douchebags.

27.05.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

26.05.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7499    ๐Ÿ” 2859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83

Trump is definitely one of the Americans that rejected the 1/3 Pounder because they thought it had less meat than the 1/4 Pounder.

24.05.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what, fuck it, let them charge $120 a game, watch the industry implode, then read the think pieces on what happened.

This guy just can't wait to pay for Randy Pitchford's new boat.

It isn't just price, it's the disdain for the consumer that Randy shows that's gross.

20.05.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And their cuts always fully take effect 3-4 years out so they have time to blame some other boogyman for the horrors they've inflicted.

20.05.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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