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Winnie and Jax

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The Winnie Monster (Corgi) and Gentleman Jax (Dachshund and noted Snuggle Bug) from Austin, Texas. Hooman cooks and architects the softwares. Hooman also loves Aikido ❤️

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Ha! Lol! Too true!

12.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly it was fantastic. I'd have it frequently if not for the sodium. Im gonna try it again with some tweaks 😀

12.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Top with pineapple then Munster

Top with pineapple then Munster

Sliders on the patio with cherry lime agua fresca

Sliders on the patio with cherry lime agua fresca

HOLY HECK!!!!   THESE THINGS ARE GOOD!

HOLY HECK!!!! THESE THINGS ARE GOOD!

These are killer. I will be buying more spam just for this. Plus it'll last a thousand years. 😀

12.08.2025 17:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ingredients

Ingredients

Cooking onions

Cooking onions

Cooking spam and pineapple. All brushed with Teriyaki

Cooking spam and pineapple. All brushed with Teriyaki

Assembling sammie for the broiler

Assembling sammie for the broiler

OK #LovelySpam update! Teriyaki pineapple spam sliders are amazing!
Its a Hawaiian bun sauce (Teriyaki and mayo) then cooked onions, then fried spam brushed with Teriyaki, then topped with Teriyaki glazed pineapple, melted Munster cheese and more sauce on the roll top. I'm buying more spam for this

12.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

There's no unrest except when he sends his gestapo, mean ice, in. Posse comitatus?

12.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Nope. Gonna be people taking certain prescriptions. They'll outlaw the medication, basically killing people.

29.07.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's odd, but I'm really looking forward to using the remainder of my #LovelySpam for lunch.
Teriyaki spam sliders, here I come
!

12.08.2025 13:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They did the right thing from time to time

12.08.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hihihi. Kid says smol crisis is over. Blood pressure is back up. Terence Shramp is returned to BabyKarls. One million kissies delivered.

12.08.2025 06:10 — 👍 57    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

No just hot water and sish soap

12.08.2025 11:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Delicious snack in dimmed light

Delicious snack in dimmed light

#LateNightSnax lemon skyr, oat honey granola bars, and cherry lime chia agua fresca (with a shot of rum 😋)

12.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like Icelands model. Marriage of any sort isn't recognized by the government. It's considered a religious agreement. I'm guessing there are laws around property and kids... but let's handle those civily

12.08.2025 03:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Longing for old times... Pink Floyd.
#NowSpinning

12.08.2025 02:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Huzzah! We are so happy for you, Kid!! Such a relief for mommy, BK, and shiny Luther. Sending lots of positive energy and healing thoughts to you and your family! 🙂🕊🙏❤️

12.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They also gave all of their employees raises during the pandemic as hazard pay and opened up early for the elderly and immuno-compromised. Texans are loyal for a reason

12.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Three herbs growing on a counter under a grow light.

Three herbs growing on a counter under a grow light.

Hooman has this counter top garden. Narya, Nenya, and Vilya.

12.08.2025 02:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love it with a little black pepper, but will try with green 😀

12.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure. It's sold as Yum Yum sauce

12.08.2025 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hooray! HUG THOSE PUPS!!!

12.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’M HOME!!! I have been doing nothing but sobbing and covering the dogs with kisses. I’m never leaving them again.

12.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 105    🔁 4    💬 13    📌 0

Tons of people probably have compromising info on Trump.

12.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha! Spam ain't for everyone. In all honesty my new found appreciation of Hawaiian pizza is what's making me look into spam. I know it was popular there. 😀

12.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So many different people and organizations have compromising material on Trump. He's just trying to keep all the plates up and spinning till he dies... then fuck us all.

12.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know! But hooman also love bologna and American cheese on white bread with mayo as much as he loves pan seared duck breast. He is very confused 😕.

12.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

If you're ever in Texas looking for good fast food fried chicken, look for The Golden Chick. It's a regional chain, but good. Excellent yeast rolls and they sell them during tge holidays

12.08.2025 01:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah!

12.08.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got some canned pineapple slices and soy and teriyaki. Will try with the remaining spam tomorrow. No idea why its so maligned. Salty, but tasty.

12.08.2025 00:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He got out of hand. And the people who make Clyde, the oyster mushroom farm seem to gone out of business. Hooman is looking at what it would take to do a scratch one.

12.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A barren vertical hydroponic farm

A barren vertical hydroponic farm

Alonzo, Winnie's space farm, has been culled ahead of major cleaning tomorrow.

12.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

A stronger case for why D.C. should become a state has never been made. Trump’s seizure of power today is based on false pretext and is meant to distract from Epstein. But it has real consequences.

The people of D.C. should not be ruled by a tyrant. This is intimidation without representation.

11.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 6457    🔁 1574    💬 217    📌 42

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