Chris the DM

the drizzle drizzle movement was literally men flipping the script on the sprinkle sprinkle movement. The majority of the guys complaining about male loneliness are just republicans not connecting the dots that if you’re a shitty person you don’t get women.

An argument I heard once is that her home is filled with black mold and has been living in it for quite some time. It could literally be brain damage that makes her so horrendous.

A drawing of my knight OCs Willow and Douglas holding on to each other, lounging in a pond, surrounded by lily pads and water lilies.

Drowning in you
#⚔️

It will be decades before another republican is elected if ever.

Intentionally crashing the economy in a historic way.

Not meeting the four dead soldiers who returned to America for the last time.

Flying to Florida to golf all weekend.

Just imagine… if Barack Obama had done the
exact
same
thing.

It's like Tim Allen once said in a coked out haze: never give up, never surrender

(Sometimes you can make a tactical retreat for the sake of the plot tho)

No notes.

-scritchy scritchy scritch-

You’re such a good girl. Would you like head scritches?

I’m still keeping my eye on Neptune which I hope will become the TikTok replacement. @theneptuneapp.bsky.social

I’ve got a D20 made of human bone made from an old skeleton that was too worn out to be useful to the school that used it to teach A&P.

I thought this only existed in hentai.

I’m going to follow you because I like the direction this is going. I hope to see at least another WiP sometime in the reasonable future.