Dog Wit Da Fupa

So fucking tired...
Balloon cuddles would heal me...

YEAAAH!!! Been eager to see how you'd use this cityscape

Mordecai and Rigby were supposed to fill up some party balloons, but before even filling a single (oddly patterned) balloon, Mordecai seems to have blown it off (in more ways than one~)
I'm sure Rigby will piece together what happened as he literally pieces Mordo back together~

Coke's ballooning up from how hard they're tryna do this bicep curl, one way or another they're gonna be mighty sore after this~💥

Oh shit I met up with them at ANE hell yeah!!

Joey's been having issues with allergies, until a friend gifted him a special (definitely not cursed) respirator, now he can breathe as much as he wants (and be oblivious to how close to bursting he's getting~)

Looks like Bucksi's getting in on the fun too~

SMILES

Gotta have something for those who prefer a performance with a bit more 'weight' to throw around, all you need is a water hose~

Fits the entire cartoon meat shank in my mouth before pulling out just the meat and swallowing the bone, typical canine things

Joey's working the pole all night as a pole dancing puploon~

Seems one of Joey's coworkers couldn't contain their desire to see that balloon dog finally pop, safe to say both of them are satisfied now~

They're always asking me this

Uh oh, someone left a cursed air tank in the scrap yard Cyberskaggo was foraging in, now it's pumping him with no end in sight (aside from a very loud one~)

Gift for my pal @gruntofaction.bsky.social

Me when I fucking GET YOU RAAAH RAAH RRRRH GRRR

Joey's been having issues with allergies, until a friend gifted him a special (definitely not cursed) respirator, now he can breathe as much as he wants (and be oblivious to how close to bursting he's getting~)

Bonar Insurance
Churubusco, IN

Happy birthday to @wonderpuff.bsky.social!!! Nothing helps you cool off like emptying a slushee machine into your gut~

HOW DID I ALMOST MISS THIS AAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD!!!

Desperately hanging on for another hour and a half till I can eat so much burgers

Reindeer Morg is off the chart goofy affable friendshape

I'd be a belly tattoo tbh

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

Man it sucks getting like two and a half feet of snow cause then you gotta eat it all to clear the driveway out WITHOUT exploding like an overzealous wobblesloshing waterballoon cause then it all freezes over, ah well...

Dunkin is testing out an abomination of a bucket of coffee, though I reckon Baron finds them a must-have to perk him up on his morning commute...

for @sheebsxl.bsky.social

Bucket of Dunkin and a bucket of Iggy's chowder, bucketmeal

This but the wave is going from one gut to the other

How it feels being such a glutton that you manifest a tulpa of your feeder friend to keep you eating as much as possible

Basedonrealevents,,,