Dog Wit Da Fupa

They're always asking me this

Uh oh, someone left a cursed air tank in the scrap yard Cyberskaggo was foraging in, now it's pumping him with no end in sight (aside from a very loud one~)

Gift for my pal @gruntofaction.bsky.social

Me when I fucking GET YOU RAAAH RAAH RRRRH GRRR

Joey's been having issues with allergies, until a friend gifted him a special (definitely not cursed) respirator, now he can breathe as much as he wants (and be oblivious to how close to bursting he's getting~)

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Churubusco, IN

Happy birthday to @wonderpuff.bsky.social!!! Nothing helps you cool off like emptying a slushee machine into your gut~

HOW DID I ALMOST MISS THIS AAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD!!!

Desperately hanging on for another hour and a half till I can eat so much burgers

Reindeer Morg is off the chart goofy affable friendshape

I'd be a belly tattoo tbh

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

Man it sucks getting like two and a half feet of snow cause then you gotta eat it all to clear the driveway out WITHOUT exploding like an overzealous wobblesloshing waterballoon cause then it all freezes over, ah well...

Dunkin is testing out an abomination of a bucket of coffee, though I reckon Baron finds them a must-have to perk him up on his morning commute...

for @sheebsxl.bsky.social

Bucket of Dunkin and a bucket of Iggy's chowder, bucketmeal

This but the wave is going from one gut to the other

How it feels being such a glutton that you manifest a tulpa of your feeder friend to keep you eating as much as possible

Basedonrealevents,,,

I'm hard to catch and running around so fast

Wendell's so happy to see you, he can hardly contain himself!!
..and those shorts can hardly contain that ass~

Gift for @wurfb.bsky.social

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Lizzik more like Lizzthik

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A bloated, boozy Baron for National Badger Day

For @sheebsxl.bsky.social

Also the fat pawb in the last post gave me brainrot so I drew a few big plump pawb things...

Even as a massive blob, Coke can still boss you around~

Burger King Looks Open

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

...damn I forgot to actually post Oxide's reveal art on here lol
Friends inspired me to make my own Big Bad Waff

Whoops! Seems Oxide fell victim to Wolfo's brilliant and cunning trap, only to find himself on the receiving end of their Monobutt Mallet!~

Wolfo belongs to @roundanimal.bsky.social

I think he overestimated the necessary calories for bulking...

Several otters are actively working to triple my weight I assure you

a very good boy

🥇

Fashionably late Fat Tuesday piece for @io-otter.space, little lizard getting stuffed with Lemon Paczki by @rufusthewolf.net, gotta turn em into a snack fit for a wolf~

He'd definitely stop by your desk, yogaball gut straining his button down as he leans it into your cubicle to chat~

All good puppyloons know the proper commands. Sit, stay, roll over, float, beg, and pop. Every good puppyloon knows how to obey commands. Joey is a good puppyloon.