Jabroni Supreme

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me dressed as j jonah jameson holding a mockup of the daily bugle front page that reads MENACE!!!! criminal or FELON? and a picture of my kid (censored) dressed as spiderman. i am laughing like the meme

little tiny child in a spiderman hoodie holding a halloween bucket

all the dads were so stoked about our costumes

Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.

The billionaires have become incredibly outlandish with their schemes to rob the poor.

What's worse is that the US government literally does nothing about stopping billionaires from OTHER countries siphoning from US citizens, because they don't even view it as amoral lol.

I think "player wisdom" gates in games are extremely satisfying and rewarding, but so many games being streamlined to the point of removing any resistance has created a large group of gamers that scream "HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!" But the answer is "You weren't supposed to know!!!"

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

ZELDA SKYWARD SWORD - Ancient Cistern. not my favorite Zelda but some solid dungeons in this one.

Whoa I had no idea there was a game!!! How was it?

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with not decomposing after death / preserving a fucking casket underground for all eternity...

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Guillermo del Toro is so hit or miss for me.

Next Fox News report: "wAs fUlL hOuSe wOkE!??!?"

Uncle Joey from Full House

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

a man with long curly hair is looking at a computer screen ALT: a man with long curly hair is looking at a computer screen

Me, an American looking at my medical bill in a real first world country:

If you aren't a Republican*

Trump breaks the law and posts AI videos of him unloading one of his diapers on protestors and there is 0 scandal for some reason.

Here you go

Apparently right wing cunts are freaking out because Zohran Mamdani referred to an older cousin as his aunt... I had no fucking clue there are people who DON'T do that...

Growing up with a big family, any much older cousin was my uncle or aunt lol.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

YouTube video by The Daily Show Zohran Mamdani - Reimagining NYC Through Safety and Affordability | The Daily Show

Here's my full interview with Jon Stewart on @thedailyshow.com.

Fuck Gamestop.

He's taking away healthcare for millions. He gets a thrill out of killing people on the open seas. He wants you to hate. Dwell on that – he wants you to hate. He's demanding our justice department pay him $230,000,000. He thinks he owns the country.

He is a clear and present danger.

And he did do that!

Anyone who would so nonchalantly tear down a huge chunk of the White House would sell ANY and all top secret information to any foreign power.

with Microsoft seemingly just looking the other way on this Halo ICE shit I don't see how a person could stand to continue working there

This depiction of Mario is exactly why I thought the people who were furious that Mario's voice in the movie was not done by the video game voice actor were out of their minds lol.

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of

I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”

It's such a weird take because the people saying shit like this are acting like a studio can't make anything else while they are remaking an older game, but at the same time these mfers don't want anything new anyway lol, so it wouldn't matter if the studio was making a new project.