JOE

ChatGPT Orwell did probably

Clearly not someone who just ask ChatGPT for an Orwell quote five minutes before speaking. 🤪🙄

trump: whoever buys enough of my shit coin is the next leader of Iran.

At fancy restaurant:
Me: I’ll have a Diet Coke.
Waiter: We don’t have Diet Coke.
Me: Ok I will have a Diet Pepsi.
Waiter: We don’t have Diet Pepsi
Me: what do you have?
Waiter: We have yadda yadda Diet Cola!
Me: fine
*drinks it*
Wife: How is it?
Me: Fucking garbage

Nothing worse.

Needs to become X-Man again and get some of those INT things.

It’s only a war if it’s originated in the war region of Iran otherwise it’s just sparkling significant military operation.

Republicans: It’s not a war if it’s started by a republican in an election year, it’s just a significant military operation.

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Ryan Day upon hearing this news.

If I remember correctly he only came around when he had certain scoops for players with a certain agent. 🧐

Is a barking dog also reporting this?

And the Diet Coke machine is just Big K Diet Cola.

Adding a scorebug to an era that didn’t have scorebugs isn’t retro. Should go back to when you didn’t always know what the score was.

New rules, families don’t get a soldier deliver the news in person they just get a collect call saying “ItsArmyYourChildDied”

Homer: Viennetta Petites
Here he is eating them without chewing.

Is it made with the painted red Iranian pistachios?

Trumps rule is really: I break it but blame Obama, Biden or anyone else the buck does not end here unless the buck is in dollar form.

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Dear Tarzhay:

Indiana football going from hero to villain in record time.

Always knew he was gonna use this war to ditch Ukraine. Also on these weapons use computer RAM? With every tech now strained do to the AI ramp up eating all the ram wondering how this would impact weaponry.

Mike Johnson: What war? The only war I am concerned about is the one on capital gains taxes!!

Len Bias and William Henry Harrison is the match.

“Honey, I got you something to wear on vacation!”
*pulls out burqa”

Gary isn’t an every down player and he’s like 20 years younger.

Don’t worry he’s watched a YouTube video on it.

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Pistons from three tonight.

How long until the saber rattling over North Korea starts? I’m sure Jared and Witkoff will start being forced to meet with them this week.

USA kills number one Michigan football fan!

Kashi: The memory of him remains in power so therefore we will not pay out, only if their was a vote of the people in Iran that achieved at least a 88% of the population voting would we deem him out of power.

Can’t wait until they lose interest in this and move on to North Korea in March or April.