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Life is fleeting. Don't take it for granted. Tell your loved ones how you feel. You, too, might wake up one day and realize you have suddenly become elderly and need reading glasses.

I'm drinking coffee and watching the news in my slippers.

There is brown butter chocolate chip cookie creamer in my coffee, I'm cackling at awkward pictures of the British monarchy, and they're purple cat paw slippers.

We all must strive for balance.

I feel like it's very on brand for my American dental insurance to not cover anesthetic.

My hair has gotten so long and I need to learn how to do some more casual little updos besides ponytails and tossing it in a clip. Any suggestions?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Here you go, some more selfies.

I did my taxes and I'm actually getting a refund this year. 🥹

Who was Ross and who was Joey?

I bought a cat stroller.

New hair time! Baby's first split dye. (Better pics to come when I'm not running late for work.)

Americans will be like "I hate turn-based games" and then watch American football

Can Jacob Frey be America's new dad?

There are a bunch of new engagement rings posted on Facebook Marketplace right after NYE. 😬

I just learned that not everyone has to pee within 30 minutes of consuming caffeine.

I'm siiiiick

Woke up at midnight craving potatoes, so boyfriend made me fries. 💕

Some stuff got knocked off the counter and we found two big pieces of glass and a bunch of black pepper on the ground, but the pepper shaker is untouched and totally fine??

I have a lot of feelings today. It's 10:35 a.m. and I've already cried over how cute Agatha is.

🖤 Ho ho ho 🖤

I don't wear pigtails every day, but I apparently take way more selfies on the days that I do.

My boyfriend got me the world's most luxurious Snuggie for Yule and now I look like a very comfortable witch. I love it (and him). 💕🎄🎁

I really should have called out and taken a mental health day, but here I am, 20 minutes early for work, flip flopping between laughing and crying over absolutely nothing in the parking lot.

PMDD -- Not Even Once

I love it when someone finds out you have dietary restrictions and they're like, "You pick the restaurant, I'll eat anything!" And you suggest ten places and they turn them all down and tell you you're too picky because you can't eat a single menu item at McDonald's.

Aaaand I fucked up my toe. It's bruised and swollen and hurts like a bitch. I honestly can't tell if it's broken. I've iced it and I'm elevating it. Work might suck tomorrow.

Nevermind, we're good, I got a refreshing 5 minutes in. 💀

Fuck insomnia. I need to be up in five hours. 😭

My next gift to myself is another injection in my spine to make my bulging disc chill out so I can enjoy the holidays without making weird yelps of pain when I move wrong. 🎅🏻💉🎁

Maybe they really do know that they're the best thing to ever happen to us.

Agatha is, once again, the greatest gift of all.