Let me guess........the little one decided to bite his brother's tail?

When your blood doesn't clot after a blood draw and you take off the bandage because it's on too tight.....it can shoot a good six feet. Blood everywhereeeeee

Having your bathroom look like a murder scene cus your arm decided to act like a Hollywood Hospital Room, was not on my bingo card this year.

2025, yet another, can I get through this year without a felony, bail money, or punching someone in the face! Happy Fucking New Year.