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i hope woke 2 is so woke it cancels me

take a step further. Homeland Security must be abolished

rules-based international order is when the president is allowed to invade the hague in order to stop the ICC from prosecuting an american soilder

oh I thought it just sucked because I was on firefox

unironically just do this in dem states. the president gets the blame for inflation regardless

photo of a black cat with what can only be described as a reproachful expression

I SNEEZED REALLY VIOLENTLY AND THIS IS THE LOOK SHE GAVE ME IM CRYING

Google's "People also ask" section on a search for E621, with the question "Id E621 halal or haram?"

this was funnier before I realised e621 meant monosodium glutamate

* disturbs you *

ah

? just resign

money is awesome

silver lining, it led to some absolutely glorious meltdowns

pulling a rabbit out of a hat

doctor @ the delivery

the state capacity required for totalitarianism *was* pretty uncommon in premodern times

This isn't just "richer than average" in the global south. This is a solidly top 2%ile lifestyle here in india so forgive me for perceiving this as privileged whining

americans are so obscenely rich that they have to add things like a household computer, toys, 15000 miles of fuel, a pair of sports shoes, netflix, and two major league baseball tickets a year to their "Minimum Quality of Life" index so they can pretend to be poor

lmao there's going to vibe code social security

Moderate policy positioning: +1.6 vote margin

Carefully tested ads: +.08 vote margin

Ground game: +1.2 vote margin

Gerontocratic leadership unwilling to even try to act as political leaders or advance a coherent vision: -15 vote margin

Someone who is good at elections help, my party is dying

🫡

I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated woke but brutalized all of my friends and got rid of everything i like in the process my first move would be to start woke 2

Me, trying to explain why the Third Reich was bad to Senate Democrats: “You, actually, a lot middle class workers lost their factory jobs because of all the slave labor”

I think I hauve covid

trying to explain the OSI model to an american: imagine if a burger had 7 patties

Every small business owner is Hitler

Happy thanksgiving everyone

I miss doing aoc, haven't been able to do them since joining uni since we always have exams in december

for now

once I get a driver's license it's over for you all

the crypto bots are now on bsky

many people are saying this