Chris Scriva

lol forgot I had this

Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having a great holiday. This year, my family accidentally, collectively got me what I can only describe as “whatever is happening in New Jersey.”

Clips from it look sooooo good

Yeah I have the cable and played it on 360 and now on my pc. I haven’t played guitar in months now tho. When I get a neck for the one I’m building, I’m gonna give it a go and take it serious

What do you suggest?

Haven’t gamed since I was a kid. What is worth putting on my wishlist in steam? I currently have

Rocksmith 2014
Fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and Shelter

And have Fallout 3, Mass Effect Legendary, and Portal 1 & 2 on my Black Friday discount cart

Somewhat of a wake up call, though lol. Like everyone was like “oh yeah he’s fat a shit, that makes total sense.” I am going back to keto tomorrow for sure

An open micer spread a rumor that I’m dead as a prank on IG today and I’ve been getting calls and texts from comics all over the country. Lol I am not but I appreciate you guys. I’m alive af.

Doing this later. Lol off chance anyone in Conneautville, PA sees this, come by

D.I.L.D.O.:

Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot

I forgot the last PISSBOX on 12/15 in Morgantown, WV!

Pissbox has a special place in my heard and that’s the most important show too

Here, I made one of those cringe date posters with a typo in my own last name. Whatever. If you got anything I can squeeze in around these dates, hmu. I’m rock hard for stage time.

Happy Thanksgiving. I have the same vibes as a Shitzu #dogs

3/4 of the Pittsburgh Comedy Scene look like Big Chungus

Stand-up comedy is cringe af

Pittsburgh: come get heckled and heckle at 9:30. Best heckle gets crowned King of the Castle and gets $20

I live in a “fat white girl with rinestone crosses on her jean pockets making a scene at a gas station at 1am” kind of town

I’m just gonna be Italian af and start calling ramen noodles Chinese pasta

Lmfao

Don’t Tell Comedy Erie, PA ripped last night at ippa

Suh

Eating a fucking SHMAGLE at Sheetz

My dog is sleeping with her eyes open and it’s the most sinister looking thing I ever seen

Attorney General John Wayne Gacy

1 Like = 1 BUSSY 🙏

If Linda McMahon and Dr Oz have made it in, you know the My Pillow Guy and Kid Rock have to be working themselves into a lather right now.

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I like to listen to Hatebreed while rage pooping

Full blown adults in letterman jackets creep me out. Looking like Old Kid in Invader Zim