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Still Wancil

No traveller, my strongest RUSH poppers would kill you where you stand! You simply can't have them

My smartphone broke a few weeks back so I got a "feature" phone and a radio. It's actually great not knowing what manmade horrors beyond my comprehension have occurred all the time, only in the evenings as our ancestors intended.

Bluesky needs the 2009 twitter text to tweet thing though

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday

Stop subtweeting me

Hello amy klobuchar diaper vore, it's been a while

He looks like he invented black people

So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.

That stuff fucked up my sleep schedule for years

Just ate half a watermelon might throw up I'm so full

Fuck it, monocular telescope

I'm no longer interested in world politics I'm watching birds now

Bid on 3 sets of binoculars at different zoom levels for bird watching. I shouldn't be trusted with ebay

"i need to look like her" u need to build a cabin in montana. acquire fertilizer. mail your manifesto to the new york times

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

I like to think if pirating the 1936 Olympics was an option it would've been justified

I am a simple man and a principled third worldist. Both Palestine and Ukraine should have patriot missile defense systems and HIMARS.

Man I just love fish tanks and fish and shrimp and whatnot. They're so chill

She didn't specify which raccoon she wants to have sex with and I think it's a bit big headed to assume she meant you.

That's criminally short for how good it is

Starmer not supporting local businesses again

Running a Minecraft server for the first time in 15 years. Server management really takes me back to my youth

we have to figure out the exact amount of wealth that drives everyone who attains it permanently insane and stupid. it's way less than a billion but there are some low end millionaires that seem reasonably intelligent. i think 14 million sounds about right

A child's rendition of a brachiosaurus that looks like a cock

My little artist drew his favourite dinosaur! It's a brachiosaurus 😍

i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this

Merry crimbo fam, keep it poppin 🙏☝️💯