Amy

Downtown Los Angeles at the entrance to the 101 freeway. #NoKings

posting this everywhere because if I see another goddamn decorative gourd IN SUMMER I’m going to lose my fucking mind

when will the worlds politicians finally step up and do something about this pervasive & insidious autumn sprawl? the pumpkin spice brigade must be stopped! Keep Autumn Out Of August!!!!!

my 12 year old sister is already asking for high-end makeup/foundation, which blows my mind. I started off at 14 with a far-too-orange dream matte mousse and that was enough for me!

my bed - which i shoddily put together during the first covid lockdown - has finally collapsed so, naturally, the best thing to do is panic order another cheap frame & shoddily put it together myself late at night. for old times sake.

Does anyone actually use Threads? Like… real people who aren’t Brands or Trying To Be Brands? I’m yet to see evidence.

I lasted one whole day on threads before giving up. Absolutely hideous app.

Ticketmaster’s service charge is a SCAM

I’ve reached the point of my current Crisis where I’m thinking ‘hmmmm do I want to start writing again. but seriously this time. as a bit.’

Turned the tv on but my remote isn’t working so rather than changing the batteries I am watching a Saturday morning tv show about dog grooming that is literally called Pooch Perfect. The beeb earns every penny of the licence fee.

Every time I open Threads I see another useless low hanging content bait post from some brand and it honestly makes me itch

Cancelled a meeting today to listen to Speak Now TV and I’m convinced it’s the best decision I’ve ever made in my life

Ok threads is cute and everything but it is chaotic and messy in the worst possible ways so I guess Bluesky is where I’ll be pitching my tent for now

I truly don’t think I have the strength for another one (I will obviously see you there)

Screenshot from the movie Gone Girl, with the subtitle ‘July 5th: The Morning Of’

Happy July 5th to all who celebrate

This is the most deranged headline I’ve ever seen

spent a solid hour doing a fairly elaborate skincare routine - with no less than three masks!!! - and just sat down in front of the tv with my glorious bright pink spot cream on my breakouts… and realised I need to go to the shop 🫠

Bluesky needs to hurry it up and open sign-ups for everyone asap. I am OLD, I don’t have the energy to make 600 new internet friends. Give me my old ones back.

the gasp I just gasped upon seeing the Kyle Richards headline https://people.com/kyle-richards-mauricio-umansky-split-7550469

Hello @support.bsky.team i have posted 3 times so far and still haven't gone viral yet. Please fix. Thank you.

Before all the worst people from the bird app migrate to these skies, can we all agree on a better term than ‘skeet’ please?

Did not expect the horrified look of judgement from the guy in pret when I asked for an iced coffee. I do not care that it is raining good sir I must have the ice cold caffeine thank u

Literally looks like something I’d have submitted for my first graphic design class when I was 14

Screenshot of Bluesky app icon, which shows a blue sky with white clouds

I know they’re busy fixing everything about this app that can’t handle being an app but do you think they can maybe spend some time changing the ugly ass icon for the app

Still manically & instinctively refreshing the twitter app in the desperate hopes I’ll be able to see a lil tweet or two. I swear to god it was easier to quit nicotine & alcohol than twitter.

We need to all agree right now to bully JK Rowling off of this platform the second she arrives.

crack open the salsa, it’s time for a party

Feels wild to pause sign ups at the exact moment your rival site is imploding & its user base is searching for a new space