Cam

Lobos so bad I'm watching Australia play baseball, but im being brave about it

Sarah, girl, its time to let ACOTAR go

Don't let it frighten you

A picture of a white man in a green denver summit fc jersey. The picture is taken with a mirror in the background so you can see that the back has "Heaps 10" on it

Hell yeah

Jason Hammel at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Jason Hammel

Jason Hammel
Pitcher
Debut: 2006 - Retired: 2018
KCR - OAK - CHC - BAL - COL - TBD

some of y'all talk about being against imperial scope while the rockies are currently BEING about it.

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

"Non-serious" assault is a very funny distinction to make

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Brian Fuentes
Pitcher
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2012
STL - ANA - MIN - SEA - COL - OAK

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Amen to that

Guy who confuses Kashi and Kalshi

"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security

in 40 years, maybe we look bad and appreciate that the president was stupid enough to say the things other presidents weren't stupid enough to say. maybe this is our way out.

Snappy hashtags

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Melvin Mora
3B-SS-LF-CF
Debut: 1999 - Retired: 2011
NYM - ARI - BAL - COL

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting He’ll Bomb Iran https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/

World's No. 1 Fernando Mendoza booster Athena

How many games does she think theyll win this year

Does she know ball

The Trump Administration is Testing Conversion Therapy By Medically Experimenting on Trans People in Prisons The Bureau of Prisons is subjecting trans people to conversion therapy and denying them care with the goal of helping them "recover." It's trying to prove dangerous conversion practices can work.

Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people “recover,” all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially.

transitics.substack.com/p/the-trump-...

woke has come for NASCAR

Hit da hotline then hit da BRICKS

Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot.

hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

The people yearn for a war that follows the proper channels!

Appears she deleted because of this lmao