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@owlbear-camus.bsky.social

Glonzo is real and strong and my friend. Just a guy trying to make sense of all this. Genocide apologia and AI slop are an auto-block.

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Oh they are stuffing the silverware into burlap sacks over there

12.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2517    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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The perfidous rus have made a pact with the creatures of silent hill.

12.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well as long as these beans are actually magic, I think we came out way ahead here (senate minori

11.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

low polyamory

10.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4642    ๐Ÿ” 912    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year

11.11.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5185    ๐Ÿ” 1044    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
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Tell me you donโ€™t understand risk pools without telling me you donโ€™t understand risk pools

10.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13782    ๐Ÿ” 3052    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1374    ๐Ÿ“Œ 637
Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men: โ€œIf the rule you followed brought you to this... you to this...of what use was the rule?โ€

Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men: โ€œIf the rule you followed brought you to this... you to this...of what use was the rule?โ€

10.11.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2338    ๐Ÿ” 427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

bedrest twitch meta > hot tub twitch meta

10.11.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only Americans who have the high ground their ancestors "immigrated the right way" are the ones who's ancestors walked across the Beringia land bridge.

09.11.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if they made the whole military out of v22 Ospreys

08.11.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Were the good guys of the story and that's why we act like bloodthirsty ghouls from a zombie movie.

08.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(wheezing) david...tell him i'm based, david. tell him i destroyed woke

08.11.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump is only gonna pardon the turkeys that did frauds and schemes

06.11.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The ADL has decided to treat fascists as allies and progressives as enemies. For a group that is tasked with protecting American Jews, that is a world historic fuck up.

I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.

05.11.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5001    ๐Ÿ” 1118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

The failure of the โ€œblue no matter whoโ€ crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesnโ€™t it?

04.11.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10433    ๐Ÿ” 1921    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 224    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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I want a guntuber to show me the wound channel that would leave in ballistic gelatin.

04.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis CAIROโ€”As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. โ€œI...

To highlight the absurdity even further, this headline of the Onion on the #notaceasefire is actually the more accurate one: theonion.com/israel-agree...

04.11.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no matter your politics itโ€™s disrespectful to joke about someoneโ€™s death. donโ€™t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. donโ€™t say stuff like that

04.11.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2813    ๐Ÿ” 740    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

04.11.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8167    ๐Ÿ” 1480    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 375    ๐Ÿ“Œ 233

if sonic the hedgehog jumped on robocop, would alex murphy pop out unharmed?

04.11.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Circa 2020's-2030's USMC rifle squad. About 15-20mm scale.

03.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gosh i hope nothing bad happens to the baton bunny

02.11.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Instant Karma: Israeli Army vs. Palestinian Tire: 0-1
YouTube video by Perseus999 Instant Karma: Israeli Army vs. Palestinian Tire: 0-1

look, we can't be caught with our pants down against the treaded menace. look how our beloved allies in the levant were humiliated:

02.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can establish a kill chain to destroy a ""drug boat"" and murder everyone on it, with a little more effort you can seize it and detain the passengers.

Even if I believed that these guys are drug runners and going after them in Venezuelan waters is our business, that's not a capital crime!

02.11.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there an instrument by which i can win big shorting ai with the 46 dollars in my checking account?

02.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hamas was not aware of the settler violence until he said something. It's incitement.

02.11.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"just months before oct. 7"

do... do you think Hamas didn't know about settler violence and he was the catalyst for the al aqsa flood operation because he gave them this critical intelligence?

02.11.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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